Hello, people I got something new 😄
Any who ha, it a new book I will be writing for stuff and I'm going to be trying my best to write it for now it's just a draft. This book is called:
Funny How Life Works
Now, description:
The story that will put you in a world of what ifs and somewhat fantasy, read and try not to die because this is going to be a roller coaster of life and death....
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Funny how life works, one second you alive the next you're dead and Ironically the title might show life but I'm technically dead. C'mon laugh, I know you want to.

Finally, First chapter:
So, how to begin, well I'm Alex, a ghost. I wasn't accepted anywhere yet and I mostly see myself as a guardian angel really. The chick that is having a makeout session with the black haired guy over there is my friend, it's funny, she's making out with a vampire in the daylight talk about twilight, yeah no. That was a horrible movie and yeah I would rather experience my death again then read that stuff, big giant no-no. Enough about that stuff I guess I should explain the situation before dumping a 'I don't care one bit' on you.

Again, my name is Alex, I'm dead from a daredevil accident and my friend over there that is about to start having sex with a vampire is Madison, she may seem like a ray of sunshine with the blonde hair and blue eyes but trust me, she has darker and deadlier humor then I do. Okay maybe I should walk away from this before I experience second hand sex. Anyways, the vampire over there is Pate or as I call him Peter as in Peter Pan because of his green obsession and him being a vampire. Before my death I would have just laughed out loud then cringed at the thought of a vampire but in the end I guess that's the afterlife for you. You start experiencing and seeing things only for your friend to see you and she is like a guy magnet. Can't blame them though, she checks off everything on the guy hook up list, great body- check, gear personality-personal check, singing voice-check, anything else I missed? Oh yeah skills, she can cook, handle the look and stench of blood, and can cut off a guy's head if given a sword. Yup, little Peter is screwed if he makes her upset, but that wouldn't mean I would join in of the beheading. I would gladly do it after all you can't haunt a ghost.
Okay enough about them I guess I should just bring back time and show you my death but then again I have time so I'll just say it, I died because someone forgot to push me off with a parachute just in case I am able to fly AND the guy who tried to save me grabbed my arm instead of torso resulting in many arm being torn off but I'm okay, I still have my arm in death plus my corpse was cremated which means that I can fly AND teleport! You know how fun it is to do it in the real world instead of your dreams? No? Well darn, that's how I feel.
Okay enough with fantasyland and ghost physics, I should explain what's going on. Well, this is day sixteen after my death and you can say I'm doing pretty good, we have managed to run into the fact that Peter Pan over there is a vampire explaining his wimpiness for the day time, he's a nice guy really but I am stuck with the habit of making fun of him plus being dead doesn't help much because he can see and hear me. What else, well we are trying to find out why I was mistaken for some that could fly and why they requested for my cremated remains instead of being buried like a normal person. Also why the human race never expected there to be fantasy people on earth except for stories. By the time I let all of this go I will either be reborn or taken to the hereafter that everyone seemed to get wrong while being the combination of everyone of the religions.
I could talk about this forever but it seems Peter over there is done with his woohooing. "Hey Petie, how was it?" I asked not caring about his black blush and his 'racing heart' he turned to me his boxers were back on in a flash, not wanting me to see his well, thing.
"Did you see the whole thing?" He asked but I only shrugged, "I got out when you whipped out, that." I pointed at his area and he just stared at me.
"So, not that much?" He asked and I nodded, "are you jealous?" He asked smirking and even how much I wanted to smack him I just decided to give him a glare, "seriously? You are how old?" I asked, he just chuckled at my comment. I guess having sex with my best friend made him more confident either that or he just thought he could show his true colors. "I guess you're correct after all it never worked." He shrugged. Oh I should have mentioned that, well me and Pate used to fake date to get my friend to go out with him I only played along because I wanted to show him how wrong he was to think he get to my friend that way and well I guess my death was what gave them the push. "You done?" I asked and he flinched at my tone looking away. "I'll wake up Madison." He muttered and went back into the cave, "no." I said and he looked over at me questioning me. "You guys need a break, I'll just be the look out until she wakes up." I said and he nodded retreating back into the cave.
This could actually prove to be a time to myself and explain myself to you guys but then it would just destroy the story in its entirety so, I'm just gonna let you all have the story play out.

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Well now that you made it through that train reck of a first chapter, how about I explain this?
Well first of all this is a Teen Fic, or well something that makes fun of them in a way with the whole story and plot devise with the making fun of cliches, fun stuff really. I hope you guys like it and comment if you like and I hope you enjoy once it comes out.
Also, yes my first name is Allyson, this is all the info I am giving the world right now.