Because you probably cannot see the full title;

OW, YES I AM IN PAIN. YES I'M PROBABLY OVER EXAGGERATING

That's the title I'm going with.

So anyways yesterday I went river rafting with a river with like, five class two-three rapids and nO ONE TOLD ME MY RIBS WOULD HURT THIS MUCH!

Okay so here's a summary of yesterday.

Run 1: okay this is fun, we got this and wHO PICKED ME AS ONE OF THE LEADERS?!

Run 2: Leading again and I'm a sour lemon.

Lunch: Two slices of bread, some apple slices, my friends and I made the idiotic decision to mess around by the side of the little river that they let you play in. I fell in.

Run 3: We're all a bit more experienced, right? Wait guys stop, sitting on the very front of the raft isn't smart or safe-wAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Turns out, we were trying to flip the raft and we failed, me and two others fell out and were quickly pulled back in.

Run 4: Why am I sitting at the very front why did I do this I will kill everyone-and OH LOOK, WE FLIPPED THE BOAT AND I had to be rescued by another boat because I was that far away in like, a matter of two minutes. But of course I had my hat on under the helmet they gave us so I was blind and I think I accidentally kicked one of the people helping me I apologized XD

ANYWAYS, now that we lost an oar, what are we going to do-hOLD ON TIGHT PERSON IN THE FRONT, WE ARE GOING DOWN A LARGE RAPID And oh look, we're rescuing someone else welcome aboard.

My poor shoes were so ruined, I didn't wear them for the rest of the day XD

On our way back we stopped by a drive-in restaurant called Sonic and did I mention I had no shoes?

Me being the asocial teen I am I didn't get anything so my friend gave me her shake and two onion rings XD

So now my ribs are sore, it hurts to breathe and laugh, rip me