Once upon a time, there was this majestic Unicorn with the power to make and ride rainbows. He was the most majestic of unicorns and no one will ever say otherwise or the author will murder you with kittens.

Anyways...

But people were jelly of dis Unicorn's majesticness that tey lit got a bazooka to murder him with.

It was unfortunate. 

The bazooka people managed to murder the unicorn.

The End

This came from a post stormcause made about needing ideas and I said a magical pony flying through the sky on a magical rainbow with two guys trying to shoot him down with bazookas.

Oh yeah, and i_love_gay_ships was there too.