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Sքɛʟʟ ɖօɢ.

Nօա sքɛʟʟʋɨt ɮaċҡաaʀɖs..

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Sɛɛ?!?

Wɦat's ċat?

Taċ.

I'ʍ a ɢɛռɨʊs I ҡռօա....

Tɦɛʀɛ's աɦʏ ʏօʊ sɦօʊʟɖ ɦatɛ  ċats....

Taҡɛ ʍʏ աօʀɖ ʄօʀ ɨt....

Cats aʀɛ ҡɨʟʟɛʀs, օҡ.

I'ʍ ɖօռɛ.

Bʏɛ!