Teacher: Who can tell us about Greek mythology?
Heroes of Olympus fans: Step aside peasants!

Teacher: Who can tell us about the future of our nation?
Divergent and Hunger Games fans: Step aside peasants!

Teacher: Who can tell us about-

Lunar Chronicles fans: Wait a minute, this is all so stupid. *narrows eyes* You're already a really sucky tutor. You will stop asking us such horrible questions and you'll give us some extra recess.

Teacher: I will ...

Star Wars fans: Crap, I thought it was MY turn to do this.