Jared: one secret that nobody knows.

Gajeel: hm. I slept once with levy without her knowing.

Jared: *looks at you blankly* you mean in the same bed not actually fucked right.

Gajeel: Gihee yea just in the same bed and you?

Jared: hm... I might have destroyed one of erzas swords and discarded the evidence then blamed it on elfman.

Gajeel: Erza_Scarlet559 Gihee.

Jared: fine play it that way Levy-McGarden