Jared: favorite food.

Gajeel: iron

Jared: favorite fairy tail female

Gajeel: levy

Jared: hm. Wanna go play video games?

Gajeel: your left arm idiot.

Jared: its fine. *bends wrist and winces* never mind.

Gajeel: also *punches jared*

Jared: ow! What the hell was that for!?

Gajeel: for worrying me, your girlfriend and your sisters.

Jared: its just a li-

Gajeel: *punches Jared again*

Jared: OW! FUCK YOU!

Gajeel: you deserved it asshole.

Jared: blah blah blah. *throws pillow at him*

Gajeel: you want to die don't you.

Jared: uh...

Jared: hey look its kiera! Levy-McGarden

Gajeel: you little!

Jared: *runs away*