Jared: You fucking broke my fan!

Gajeel: gihee oops.

Jared: you just had to put your finger in the fan didn't you.

Gajeel: It was spinning!

Jared: you wonder why I don't bring you into the real world.

Gajeel: I'm not that bad!

Jared: you ate my neighbors car!

Gajeel: Gihee. It was delicious.

Jared: anyways look at this.

Gajeel: what is juvias hand doing in grays pants.

Jared: *laughs* I know right.