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??:*giggles* Hi! Welcome to the Fate Randomness segment!

Aya: Why is the authoress not hosting this segment?

Gilgamesh: Hey mongrel. Where's my mongrel of a master?

??:*giggles* Let's just say she's taking a very long nap, that's why she is not hosting this segment, along with the dog of course.

-Somewhere in the studio-

Authoress: *lays down on the floor with soul coming out from mouth* (in mind) I'll make sure you'll get punished nya.

Cu: *lays down on the floor with soul coming out from mouth* (in mind) Why do I have to suffer as well?

-Back to the main stage-

Gilgamesh: *smirks* Whoever you are, you did a great job for a mongrel.

??: *giggles* Thank you.

Nameless: I guess we're going to start the segment without them then.

Nera: *eyes sparkled* Wah nya! Nera must be dreaming, Jeje.

Jekyll: *sighs* I hope this is just a prank.

Neri: *eye twitching* Is this one of your pranks, Merlin?

Merlin: I wish but it's not me this time.

Masaru: The heck?!

Nero: Umu, they look the same.

Kenji: *freezes in place*

Shiro: *shakes Kenji's shoulders* Get a hold of yourself, Kenji!

Alice: Alice wonders what's wrong with, master?

Kei: *sighs* Another troublemaker.

Kiyohime: Another competition!

Kei: *sweatdrops*

??: *spots Jeanne* Ah, a fellow native. Bonjour, Jeanne D'Arc! I prefer the Dragon Witch but this is fine too.

Jeanne: You must be from France too. Who might you be?

??: *giggles* I'm just your friendly neighborhood poisoner! I'm a Caster class. Call me Caster!

Tamamo: Mikon! Another Caster.

Masaru: This is a nightmare!

Kiniro: *sweatdrops* Calm down, Masaru.

Masaru: How can I calm down when Caster looks like that psycho sister of Neri!

Nera: *giggles* Nera will think that as a compliment.

Kairu: Seems like their personality is the same.

Artoria Lalter: There's nothing wrong with a personality like that *watches as Caster and Nera continue to bully Jekyll*

Caster: *wears Jekyll's glasses* Ooh! Fine glasses.

Jekyll: Will you please give it back to me?

Caster: *giggles* Never.

Nera: *with sparkles in her eyes* Caster is a poisoner right? Will Caster teach Nera about poisons? Nera loves to poison.

Caster: *giggles* Why of course. You'll be my apprentice and together, we will cause mayhem around the world.

Nera: *giggles* Sounds great to Nera.

Everyone: *in mind* They are a deadly pair. Luckily, she's not her servant...for now.

Nameless: *coughs to get attention* Anyways, let's get this over with.

Jeanne: So, tell us about yourself, Caster.

Caster: *giggles* I'm from France like you, I have commited a lot of crimes, I have lied to a lot of people, I practice black magic, I'm a witch, I was burnt at a stake, I like poisoning and experimenting and, I thank you.

*cue cricket noises*

Arturia Lalter: That's interesting.

Kairu: Don't even encourage her.

Tamamo: *hugs Kiniro tightly* I will protect you, master!

Kiniro: *suffocates* Can't breathe.

Emiya: *in mind* Better keep an eye on her.

Aya: *sweatdrops* Let's get the questions and dares rolling.

Question 1: What are your most embarassing moments?

Nameless: *facepalms* Of course.

Masaru: The heck?!

Neri: *mouth drops on floor*

Merlin: *giggles*

Caster & Nera: Yay!

Tamamo: Mikon! I will be able to learn my master's embarassing moments. It's my duty as his wife after all.

Kairu: Meh.

Artoria Lalter: *eats potato chips* I may or may not have some embarassing moments.

Kairu: Of course you have!

Gilgamesh: Hmph. Why should I tell to the likes of you, mongrels?

Nera:*giggles* Nera may have a test subject in mind.

Gilgamesh: *glares at Nera* Don't even think about it, mongrel.

Nameless: *clears his throat* Let's start with out latest guest.

Caster: *giggles* The most embarassing moment for me is that my house exploded during the time when I was making one of my experimental potions. But it was still fun.

Masaru: *mutters* I wonder how you survived.

Nera: You're lucky. Nera's was when Nera showed fear of umm...let's just say Nera is afraid of something and let it show in front of Jeje. But Nera thinks that it's a dream because Nera doesn't have any recollection about it Nera thinks.

Jekyll: Mine was when Nera and I were caught by Neri and the others in an awkward position *in mind* No, it wasn't a dream.

Kenji: *reverts back to normal* I still haven't forget that!

Shiro: At least he's now talking.

Nera: What haven't you forgotten?

Kenji & Jekyll: *stutters* Nothing you should be concerned about!

Kairu: Denial.

Arturia Alter: *eats potato chips* Just tell the truth.

Kenji & Jekyll: Never!

Kiniro: They're on a roll.

Masaru: They're in sync.

Neri: It's best if we don't mention it.

Merlin: It was very amusing actually. Kenji and Jekyll were-*gets bop on the head*

Neri: I said don't mention it.

Merlin: *rubs his head* You're a meanie, Neri.

Neri: Good to know you know.

Kenji: *stutters* As for me, I tried to impress someone but let's just say that it ended up in a failure.

Shiro: *whispers to Kenji* Is this the time when you showed off to Nera and you suddenly tripped?

Kenji: *whispers back* Yeah, that one.

Shiro: At least she noticed, mine was ignored.

Tamamo: Mikon! Now I feel sorry for those two.

Kiniro: Yeah.

Kiyohime: Just man up and tell them *in mind* So that's two competitors are down.

Kenji: *stutters* I don't know.

Shiro: I'll just wait for the right time and hopefully she doesn't get stolen by him *glares at Merlin*

Merlin: *smiles* And hopefully a certain someone will be mine.

Alice: Alice doesn't have any embarassing moments.

Kenji: Lucky.

Aya: *blushes* Well, there was a time when me and Nameless were training...

Nameless: *blushes* Umm...master, the set might become a battlefield so I suggest that you stop.

Aya:...let's just say after one of our trainings, we ended up in ummm...an awkward position.

Nameless: *facepalms*

Kei: *dark aura covers him* Nameless, you and I are going to chat later after this segment.

Kiyohime: *dark aura covers her* *in mind* I wonder if I should burn Aya right now.

Aya: *in mind* We're doomed.

Nameless: *sweatdrops*

Caster:*giggles* How about you, my fellow native?

Jeanne: *blushes* Umm...I don't want to mention it.

Shiro: That's fine.

Nera: *giggles* Nera disagrees *forces Jeanne to drink truth potion* There, now what's your most embarassing moments?

Jeanne: During my time as a Ruler of the Holy Grail War with Amakusa Shirou, there were things I can't unsee.

Caster: Ooh! That seems interesting. What are these things that can't be "unsee"?

Jeanne: Well, it was when Rider of Black came inside the room that me and Sieg we're in, and the-*passes out*

Shiro: *sweatdrops* Umm...Nera, did you test a potion of yours?

Nera: *giggles* Of course. Nera has tested it on Jeje and it works like a charm but it also has its side effects.

Jekyll: *facepalms* Yeah, it was awful. I don't remember anything that was asked and what I answered.

Kairu: *mutters* That would be helpful. Arturia Alter won't admit it but she's the one raiding the refrigerator.

Artoria Lalter: I'd rather die than admit.

Kairu: *sweatdrops* It's the same as admitting.

Artoria Lalter: Then what about you? You failed miserably when you use a spell you copied and didn't work in front of the class and they laughed at you.

Kairu: *facepalms* Of course. You just had to say that. I did not know that it was an S Rank spell!

Caster: That's alright because failure is the key to success!

Masaru: Despite being a psycho, that's a pretty good lesson. You have wisdom, Caster.

Caster: *giggles* Of course! My motto is try and try until you die!

Masaru: *sweatdrops* I take it back.

Neri: *blushes* I may or may not tried to look cool during battles...*mutters* to impress you guys.

Merlin: What was that Neri?

Neri: *remains her composure* Nothing you should be concerned about.

Merlin: *pokes Neri's cheek continuously* C'mon, just tell us.

Neri: *grabs hold of Merlin's wrist* Merlin I swear that I will cut your hand off!

Merlin: *giggles* So mean *proceeds to pat Neri's head*

Neri: *eye twitching*

Shiro: For me, my attempts being ignored. *sulks*

Kenji: *pats Shiro's back* There, there.

Tamamo: Poor Shiro. At least mine were not ignored *hugs Kiniro's arm*

Kiyohime: If someone ignores you, just burn them.

Arturia Alter: You two...just confess already.

Kairu: I agree. But I wonder how can those two siblings be that oblivious.

Merlin: I don't recall any embarassing moments.

Neri: *sweatdrops* Wasn't changing to a female version of you not embarassing?

Merlin: If I can get a reaction from you, it's worth it *winks at Neri*

Neri: *looks at Merlin with a disgusted look*

Caster: How about you, seven?

Gilgamesh: Why should I tell you mongrels?

Caster: Because if you don't *points at an unconscious Jeanne then to Nera who's holding her truth potion*

Gilgamesh: Consider this an honor to hear my embarassing moment. My master walked inside my room filled with my Arturia collection and laughed at me.

Artoria Lalter: *looks at Gilgamesh with a disgusted look* That's disgusting.

Kairu: And creepy.

Merlin: That's interesting.

Tamamo: I wonder if I should have a collection filled with photos of my husband.

Kiyohime: I have an altar of my husband's photos. He already discovered it.

Kei: *sweatdrops* (in mind) Still creeped out.

Nero: My praetor, you must have an altar filled with my brilliance.

Masaru: *sweatdrops* I'll think about it.

Nero: As for me, for some reason, after my brilliant performance, there were no audiences. It was embarassing for me to sing, not knowing that everyone left.

Everyone: *sweatdrops* (in mind) That's because you have a horrible singing voice.

Caster: There, there.

Masaru: The first time me and Nero took a bath together but I got used to it.

Nero: Umu, I always scrub his back when we bathe.

Kiniro: For me, when Tamamo came to my school and announced to the whole class that we're husband and wife. My classmates' jaws dropped.

Tamamo: Mikon! That's not embarassing because it's true.

Kiniro: *in mind* It is embarassing.

Tamamo: As for me, I don't have any embarassing moment. I do my responsibilities as master's wife perfectly.

Kiyohime: That's nice.

Kei: Well for me, there was one time when I thought Aya was in danger so...I barged inside her room and yelled frantically...

Aya: I told you that you were just needed for a parents conference and since our parents are working abroad and our relatives live far away, you're the only one who can come since you're old enough!

Kei: Well so sorry for making the wrong conclusion then!

Kiyohime: Stop bullying my husband or I'll burn you to death.

Nameless: Stop threatening my master or else *summons his signature swords*

Gilgamesh: *smirks* This is amusing.

Artoria Lalter: Indeed.

Masaru: Let's move on to the next one.

Question 2: For servants, why do you like your master?

Caster: *giggles* I don't have a master so you guys answer it.

Kiyohime: I like my master because I know that he won't betray me.

Kei: Of course I won't.

Kiyohime: Because if he does, I'll make sure to turn him into ashes.

Alice: Dragon lady is scary.

Kenji: *pats Alice on her head* There, there.

Merlin: My master is pretty interesting. That's why I like her.

Neri: You always think that everyone is interesting.

Merlin: Yes but not as interesting as you *winks at Neri*

Neri: *looks at Merlin with a disgusted look*

Shiro: *glares at Merlin*

Jeanne:*becomes conscious* What's the question?

Shiro: Why do you like me as a master?

Jeanne: I like you master because you are determined especially to the one you care about. You always try your best for her.

Caster: And who might that be?

Shiro: *crosses arms* It's a secret.

Nera: *giggles* Let's find out shall we *jumps to Shiro but suddenly got frozen by him*

Shiro: Not a chance.

Nameless: I like Aya because of her persistence on being close to someone like me.

Aya: *blushes* The others might take your sentence well...wrong.

Kei: *dark aura covering him* By close you mean...

Nameless: *waves his hands on defence* It's not what you think.

Merlin: What a scary brother.

Alice: Alice likes master because master treats Alice kindly.

Kenji: Alice is a little sister I never had.

Alice: Alice is flattered.

Gilgamesh: I don't like my mongrel of a master but she is acceptable since she is powerful since she can summon as powerful as me without any catalyst.

Masaru: That's a nice compliment coming from you, Gilgamesh.

Gilgamesh: *crosses his arms* Don't you dare ever mention this to that mongrel.

Tamamo: I don't like my master. I LOVE my master because what's not there to love him. He's handsome and kind and brave and understanding! Kya! I'm so lucky to have him as my husband.

Kiniro: Thanks for the compliment.

Nero: My praetor is the best because he gets me what I want.

Caster: By what you want, you mean...

Masaru: Attention, and some other stuff that she wants.

Artoria Lalter: The only thing that I like about my master is that he gives me lots and lots of foods *snacking on a cookie*

Kairu: *sighs* Most of my allowance are spent for Artoria's food supplies.

Artoria Lalter: A king needs her food to be able to fight.

Kairu: But not that many!

Caster: How about you? *points at Jekyll*

Masaru: It's a miracle that you liked that psycho.

Caster: So why do you like her?

Jekyll: Because she's not afraid of me. She accepts me for who I am both as me and him.

Neri: I'm thankful that you think of my sister that highly.

Jekyll: *blushes*

Aya: Moving on!

Question 3: It's a dare. For everyone (except for Cu and Caster), dress the male/female version of your servants. As for Cu, wear your civilian clothes. For Caster, dress up as any master you want in this segment.

Caster: Better get the authoress and the dog then *dashes off somewhere in the studio*

Shiro: *unfreezes Nera*

Nera: *shivers* What happened?

Shiro: The dare was to dressed up as a male/female version of our servants and vice versa.

The masters (except the authoress, Caster and Cu) went to the changing room and dressed into their respective male/female version of their servants.

A couple of minutes later, the gang went outside their changing rooms one by one, dressed up respectively.

The authoress wore similar to Angelica except that she's fully wearing an armor.

Authoress: Welps, I think I look nice nya.

Masaru wore a long sleeved red coat similar to Caesar except that the v neck is so long that it exposed his chest. He's wearing white pants and gold boots.

Masaru: Why do I have to wear this?

Kiniro wore a long blue kimono with ribbon accompanied by fox ears and tail.

Kiniro: *sweatdrops* Why the ears and tail?

Aya wore similar to Chloe except that her shorts is longer.

Aya: *blushes* Why is it so revealing?

Neri wore almost the same as Merlin except she's wearing a white puffy dress.

Neri: *blushes out of embarassment*

Nera wore similar to Jekyll with glasses and all except that she wore a skirt.

Nera: *giggles* Nera likes this.

Kenji walks out wearing a black barret and a black uniform that looks like for kids.

Kenji: *sulks* I look ridiculous.

Shiro wore a violet shirt and pants under his armor. He also carried Jeanne's flag.

Shiro: *looks at his armor* Not bad.

Kairu wore a full dark purple armor similar to Artoria Lalter.

Kairu: It's so heavy.

Kei wore a mint green kimono, white pants and shoes.

Kei: This is fine, I guess.

Authoress: Now, for the servants.

Gilgamesh wore a simple cream blouse with white undershirt with blue linings, black dress pants and shoes. His hair is down.

Gilgamesh: Why the heck am I wearing this, mongrel?

Authoress: Because that's my usual school wear so deal with it nya!

Nero wore a black blouse, skirt and boots.

Nero: You look magnificent, my praetor!

Masaru: Thanks. You too.

Nero: Umu! Praise me more, my praetor!

Tamamo wore a white blouse, black buttoned up vest, black skirt, white high knee socks and black shoes.

Tamamo: *tackles and hugs Kiniro* Mikon! My husband is so handsome.

Kiniro: You look beautiful, Tamamo.

Tamamo: Mikon! My husband praised me!

Nameless wore a blue school jacket with white undershirt, black pants and shoes and glasses.

Nameless: *blushes upon seeing Aya* You look lovely.

Aya: *steam coming out from ears* Y-You too.

Merlin wore violet blouse, black pants and shoes.

Merlin: *hugs Neri and rubs his cheek against hers* So cute!

Neri: *blushes while annoyed*

Shiro: *glaring at Merlin* Get your face off of her!

Merlin: *ignores Shiro still rubbing his cheek against Neri's*

Neri: Merlin, I swear I'll use a command spell on you to keep you away from me.

Merlin: *pouts as he stops doing what he's doing* Meanie Neri.

Jekyll wore a long violet coat, a white sweater, a pink and black scarf, black pants and shoes.

Jekyll: *sulks* I look so girly.

Nera: *giggles* Nera thinks you look fine.

Alice came out wearing a white blouse, black skirt and black suspenders. She also wears black shoes.

Alice: Does Alice look adorable?

Nera: *giggles* Alice is so adorable! Nera would want a stuff toy with Alice's face and outfit!

Jeanne came out wearing a blue jacket with a hoodie, white shirt, black jeans and white rubber shoes.

Jeanne: Simple yet comfortable.

Lalter was next. She was wearing a black vest, shirt, shorts and boots.

Lalter: *snacking on more snacks*

Kiyohime wore a striped gray and white shirt, cream shorts and black sneakers.

Kiyohime: How do I look, my husband.

Kei: You look great.

Authoress: For the two remaining servants nya!

Cu wore a Hawaian shirt, blue pants and rubber shoes while Caster wore what Nera usually wore.

Cu: Am I glad I lived. *looks at Caster* I will settle a score later.

Authoress: *glares at Caster* Same nya.

Nameless: For the last one.

Question 4: It's a dare. Either you will get tricked or a treat. It will be in a form of a draw lots.

Each of them drew whether it was trick or treat.

Authoress: Okay nya. Everyone show their results nya!!

Trick
Kei
Tamamo
Kiniro
Kiyohime
Aya
Shiro
Merlin
Neri
Jeanne
Jekyll
Alice

Treat
Authoress
Caster
Cu
Gilgamesh
Nero
Masaru
Kenji
Artoria Lalter
Nameless
Caster
Nera

Authoress: First, those who get trick. There were numbers and the things you need to do nya. Who's no. 1 nya?

Kei: I am.

Authoress: Let's see his trick nya!!

Trick 1: Watch scary videos.

Nera: Nera can never do that nya.

Alice: Alice too.

Kei watches a series of scary videos for 10 minutes. A few more minutes later...

Kei: Too easy.

Kiyohime: Kya! My husband is so brave!

Authoress: Who's next nya?

Aya: *raises her hand* I'm next.

Authoress: Well, let's see your trick then nya.

Trick 2: Dressed up as a goth.

Aya: As long as it's not revealing, I'm alright.

A few minutes later, Aya returned wearing black make up, black shirt with a skull, black shorts and black boots.

Nameless: Black is not the color for you.

Aya: *sulks* Yeah...

Kiyohime, Caster & Nera: *laughs at Aya*

Kenji: Am I glad I'm not her.

Authoress: Okay, next person!

Shiro: *sighs* Let's get this over with.

Authoress: Here's yours nya.

Shiro: It couldn't get worse than-

Trick 3: Dress up as a clown.

Shiro: The heck?!

Masaru: *facepalms* Why do you even bother saying that.

Merlin: *smirks* Well, you better do it.

Shiro: *sighs* I really don't have a choice now, do I?

A few minuted later, Shiro came out looking and dressing up as a clown.

Merlin: *laughs* You look ridiculous!

Gilgamesh: Hahaha! This is too amusing, mongrel. Entertain us some more.

Nera: *giggles* Nera agrees.

Caster: Mmhhmm.

Jeanne: *giggles* I'm so sorry, master. It's just too funny.

Shiro: *sulks*

Authoress: Next!

Jekyll: It's my turn. Hopefully, it's not bad.

Trick 4: Kiss someone with the same gender as you are.

Jekyll: Eh?!

Kenji: *sighs in relief* Glad it's not me.

Nera: Ooh! We're going to see yaoi today!

Neri: I feel bad for Jekyll.

Kiyohime: In all honesty, I'll kiss anyone I love like my husband.

Kiniro: *sweatdrops* So, who are you going to kiss?

Jekyll: If I have to choose, it would be Kiniro.

Tamamo: Mikon! Not my husband!

Jekyll: Since it says that to kiss someone with the same gender as me, I'll just kiss him on the back of his hand.

Tamamo: Do it quickly.

Jekyll reached out for Kiniro's hand and kissed the back of it.

Kiniro: *embarassed*

Jekyll: *blushes* I apologise.

Authoress: That was entertaining nya. No who's next nya?

Alice: It's Alice's turn.

Authoress: Alrighty nya. Your trick is...

Trick 5: No candy until the end of this segment.

Alice: *sulks im a corner* Why must be the world so cruel.

Nera: Nera can never live without her sweets.

Authoress: That's surprisingly easy nya. Who's next nya?

Jeanne: I believe it's my turn.

Authoress: Alright nya. Here's yours nya.

Trick 6: Listen to Nero's singing.

Authoress: Here's a record for at least five minutes of Nero's singing nya. *hands a phone and headphones to a shocked Jeanne*

Masaru: You won't even survive a second of Nero's singing.

Shiro: You can do it Jeanne!

Five minutes later...

Jeanne: *soul coming out of her mouth*

Shiro: Nera.

Nera: *giggles* Clear! *opens up one of her most foul smelling potions*

Jeanne: *wakes up* That was horrid.

Nero: *sulks* Umu...

Masaru: *pats Nero's back*

Authoress: Who's next nya?

Merlin: *giggles* I'm ready to face whatever it is.

Trick 7: Kiss your least favorite person in this room. It should be lips to lips.

Merlin: *eyebrow twitches*

Authoress: *laughs* Hahaha! This is too funny nya!

Shiro: *stands in shock*

Neri: So the least favorite person is Shiro huh.

Merlin: Well, since I have no choice.

Shiro: *tries to run away*

Caster: *trips Shiro*

Shiro: *face planted*

Merlin: *went near to Shiro* I don't like doing this too but we have no choice *gives Shiro a peck on the lips

Shiro: *mutters* My first kiss is stolen by someome I hate *shock*

Jeanne: Is my master going to be fine?

Authoress: Yeah. Give him a few minutes nya. Anyways, who's next nya?

Kiniro: It's my turn.

Authoress: Here's yours nya.

Trick 8: Drink a bottle of Nera's potion.

Nera: *giggles while handing over her potion to Kiniro*

Masaru: Good luck, buddy.

Tamamo: You can live throught it!

Aya: I feel pity.

Neri: We'll resuscitate you just in case.

Kiniro: *sweatdrops* Here goes nothing *drinks the whole bottle*

A few seconds later...

Kiniro: *unconscious as his soul comes out of his mouth*

Masaru: May you rest in peace.

Tamamo: No! My husband!

Authoress: Next nya!

Tamamo: That would be me but I won't play until my husband is revived.

Authoress: *sighs* Fine nya. Cu!

Cu: I'm already on it *brings out a portable defribillation* Clear! *puts the electrodes on Kiniro's chest*

Kiniro: *wakes up and thens gasps for air* I almost reached the light.

Cu: Done.

Tamamo: My husband! *hugs Kiniro*

Authoress: Here's your trick nya.

Trick 9: A bucket of ice cubes will be put at your back.

Shiro: *prepares the bucket of ice cubes* Here you go, Yukino *hands the bucket*

Authoress: *grabs the bucket* Thank you nya! Clear nya! *pours the bucket on Tamamo's back*

Tamamo: *jumps out of coldness* Mikon!

Authoress: *throws the bucket* Done nya. Who's next nya?

Neri: I'm next. What do I have to do?

Trick 11: Run through a mine field. You can't use magic.

Merlin: That would be interesting. Don't worry, master. I'll heal you if you get injured *winks at Neri*

Neri: *looks at Merlin in disgust* Alright, where's the mine field.

Authoress: I'll escort you nya.

-Somewhere in the studio-

Neri: This was the obstacle course for the piggy back race right?

Authoress: *shouts* Yupz nya.

Neri prepared herself and runs through the mine field until she reaches the finish line. But...

Neri: *drops on the floor with scratches and burn marks* It's still better than being healed by Merlin *heals her self*

-In the studio-

Everyone watched the whole thing in a big screen.

Merlin: *giggles* She will like me sooner or later.

Shiro: *glares at Merlin*

Nera: That's Nera's sister for you!

The Authoress and Neri returned to the studio.

Authoress: Last but not the least nya!

Kiyohime: Fufufu...it's my turn now. As long as I have the love of my husband, I can conquer anything!

Authoress: Here's yours nya!

Trick 11: Drink a slushie in the largest cup.

Authoress: Here yya go nya! *hands over the slushie*

Kiyohime: Too easy *drinks the slushie*

A couple of seconds later...

Kiyohime: *finishes the cup* See that my love?

Kei: *sweatdrops* Of course. That was amazing

Kiyohime: Praise me more!

Authoress: Now for the ones receiving treats nya. Who's up first nya?

Nera: *giggles* Nera wonders what Nera will get?!

Treat 1: Play the pocky game with your servant.

Nera: *blinks in confusion* Eh?

Gilgamesh: That's a treat?! It should be gold or gems.

Artoria Lalter: I disagree. It should be snacks.

Jekyll: *blushes* (in mind) This is a dream come true.

Kenji: *glares at Jekyll*

Authoress: Here ya go nya! *hands the stick of pocky to Jekyll and Nera*

Nera: *puts the end of the stick in her mouth*

Jekyll: *does the same*

Nera: Nera's face isn't this close to Jekyll's before.

Kenji & Jekyll: (in mind) You already did. You just fainted due to shock.

The two took small bites until...

Jekyll: (in mind) A little more.

The master-servant pair's lips were about to touch when...

Kenji: O-Oi! Don't you da- *trips pushing Jekyll forward*

Due to this accident the two kissed and Nera fainted because of that.

Jekyll: *catches Nera before she falls to the ground*

Kiyohime: *sulks* I'm so jealous.

Tamamo: *sulks* Mikon! I wish that I've gotten that.

Authoress: Well...that's one of the things that will make Nera faint huh nya. Interesting nya. Who's next nya?

Cu: That would be me.

Treat 2: You will get a plate of your favorite food made by Nameless.

Nameless: *facepalms* Let's get this over with. Oi, Lancer. What's your favorite food?

Lancer: *smirks* This is interesting. I really don't have a particular favorite but make me something that has fish.

Nameless: Got it *goes to the studio kitchen*

A couple of minutes later...

Nameless: *walks our with a huge platter of sushi* I don't know what you would prefer but I think you would enjoy this *places the platter on the table*

Artoria Lalter: *drools*

Kairu: *sweatdrops* Stop drooling.

Artoria Lalter: *blushes* I-I'm not drooling!

Kairu: *looks at Lalter with suspicion* Riight.

Cu: Looks good! *grabs one in the platter using a chopstick and eats it* So good! *continues to eat*

Artoria Lalter: *stares at the food*

Kairu: *sweatdrops* She's always hungry. I'll cook you something after this segment.

Authoress: Next person nya!

Kenji: So, what's mine?

Trick 3: Have this lifetime supply of candy.

Authoress: *snaps fingers to make the supply of candy appear*

Kenji: *got crushed by the candy, his head popping out* I'll just give this to Alice after this segment.

Authoress: Next nya!

Catherine: *giggles* It's my time!

Authoress: Here's yours nya!

Trick 4: You can do any romantic gesture to your master/servant.

Authoress: Since you appeared out of nowhere, choose whoever you like nya.

Catherine: Yay! *hugs the unconscious Nera*

Authoress: I'm glad she's enjoying herself nya. Who's next nya?

Treat 5: You may dress normally.

Nero: *changes to her usual outfit* Umu! We look like a couple, my Praetor.

Masaru: *feels awkward* Yeah.

Tamamo: Me and my husband are the cutest couple here!

Kiyohime: No! Me and my Kei!

Kiniro: This won't end well.

Kei: Yeah...

Authoress: Next nya!

Masaru: My turn.

Treat 6: You may make any reasonable wish you want.

Masaru: Then I wish I'm not in this segment.

Authoress: No can do nya *smirks*

Masaru: Then can I change into my normal clothes?

Authoress: Done nya *snaps her fingers to magically return Masaru's usual outfit.

Masaru: This is so comfortable.

Shiro: You just wasted your wish.

Kairu: Mmhhmm

Authoress: Who's next nya?

Gilgamesh: Me, mongrel.

Authoress: Let's see what treat did you get nya?

Treat: Kiss your master/servant on the lips.

Authoress: The heck nya?!

Gilgamesh: That doesn't sound like a treat to me. But I shall comply. Consider this as an honour from the King of Heroes *pulls the authoress to him and kisses her*

Authoress: *blushes like a tomato*

Gilgamesh: *ends the kiss* And I'm finish. You're lucky that you're a powerful master.

Authoress: *blushes* Shut up nya! Anyways, who's next nya?!

Artoria Lalter: It's my turn now.

Authoress: Here's yours nya.

Artoria Lalter: Let it be food.

Kairu: You always think of food.

Treat 8: Nameless will cook you a feast.

Nameless: Me again?!

Aya: You can't blame them. You're the best cook ever!

Nameless: Y-You're exagerating.

Authoress: Cook nya!

Nameless: I'll be right back.

-a few hours later-

Nameless brought out a cart full of food and the dishes on the table.

Nameless: En-

Artoria Lalter: *eats already*

Nameless: *sweatdrops

Authoress: I'm the next one nya!

Treat 9: Make someone suffer.

Authoress: Oh Catherine!

Jeanne: Oh! So that's her true name.

Caster: Yes. My name is Catherine Des Hayes. I'm more known as Catherine Monvoisin or "La Voisin". Nice to meet you!

Authoress: Enough talk. You will run through the minefields to reach this studio.

Catherine: *giggles* Sure.

Authoress: *snaps her fingers to transport Catherine to the minefields*

-Meanwhile-

Catherine: *skips through the mine fields with explossion in the background* Lalalala!

-Back to the studio-

Authoress: Next please.

Nameless: It better be worth it.

Treat 10: You will be dating your servant/master (Which will be written on a different story)

Kei: *dark aura covers him*

Nameless: *sighs*

Authoress: Last one nya!

Kairu: I wonder what's mine going to be.

Treat 11: Kiss someone you love.

Kairu: Do I have to?

Authoress: It's a treat nya!

Kairu: Fine.

Kairu went to Lalter who was busy stuffing herself with food.

Kairu: Hey Arturia. If you let me kiss you, I'll cook a feast.

Artoria Lalter: Fine.

Kairu: *gives Lalter a peck on the lip*

Artoria Lalter: You better cook me a feast like this one *stuff herself with food*

Authoress: So that's all nya!

Alice: Yay! Alice can have candy now!

-Meanwhile-

Catherine is still happily skipping through the minefield, not knowing that the segment is done.

It's better late than never nya! Happy Late Halloween nya! This is the longest segment so far nya!!
-That's all nya! Yukino out nya!

Masaru is owned by Taddle_Fantasy
Kiniro is owned by Goldinator
Kairu is owned by kylethebloodedge
I own Aya, Kei, Nera, Neri, Shiro, and Kenji nya. I own the Catherine here in meh segments but not the real one nya.