Nameless sees a letter on a table, picks it up then reads it.

Nameless: It seems that Yukino and the girls will be running late.

All Boys: Eh?!

Masaru: Yes! We're not going to do this stupid segment!

Nameless: Not really. In this letter, I've been assigned by Yukino to be the host of this segment.

Masaru: *sulks into a corner*

Kiniro: *pats Masaru's back* There, there.

Kei: *frantic* I hope both Aya and Kiyohime are okay.

Nameless: Anyways, let's get it started. I'll be your host temporarily in this segment. I'm Nameless and with me are Masaru, Kiniro, Shiro, Kenji, Kei, Jekyll and Merlin.

Masaru: *still sulking*

Kiniro: *still comforting Masaru*

Shiro: *mutters* I hope Neri and Jeanne are alright.

Kenji: *walks back and forth*

Kei: *playing with a piece of metal*

Jekyll: *sweatdrops* Almost everyone self destructed.

Merlin: I'm sure Neri is fine.

Nameless: *clears throat* We also have a new guest. Please welcome Kairu.

Kairu: Hi, I've been dragged here because my servant was held captive here.

Shiro: That's rough.

Nameless: Anyways, let the segment begin.

Words appear on the screen behind the casts.

Dare: To all the boys, catch your falling female partners.

Right on cue, Aya, Kiyohime, Nera, Neri, Alice, Jeanne, Nero, a girl with pale blond hair and skin and Tamamo came falling down with their hands tied (Authoress: So they won't be able to use their abilities nya :3)

All girls: *screams* That authoress!

??: How dare she treats me like this! I only came here because that authoress will give me loads of junk foods!

Kairu: *sweatdrops* So the great king was bribed with junk foods.

All boys in the segment: That darn authoress.

Nameless: I will have to murder that authoress later but right now, I prioritize my master's safety *jumps to grab Aya*

Nameless then grabs a hold of his master, carrying her bridal style then landing safely on the floor.

Nameless: *with a worried look* Are you alright, master?

Aya: *blushes like a tomato then looks away from Nameless* Y-Yeah. All thanks to you.

Nameless: *slightly blushes then looks away from Aya* Thank goodness .

Aya: *still blushing* Ummm...Archer...can you please put me down and untie me?

Nameless: *still blushing* Right *sets Aya down then unties her hands*

Kenji, Kairu and Masaru holds their hands out to try and catch their female servants but unfortunately for them, their servants landed on their backs.

Kenji: *with swirly eyes* At least I cushioned her fall.

Alice: *gets off of Kenji* Thanks for saving Alice, master.

Masaru: *with swirly eyes* So heavy.

Nero: Umu! How rude.

Kairu: *grumbles* I just got here and this what happens?!

Masaru & Kenji: *still with swirling eyes* Yes.

??: *gets off* Cut off my binds at once!

Kairu: *cuts off ?? binds*

Jekyll transforms into Hyde to increase his physical capabilities then jumps to grab Nera. As soon as he grabs her, she puts him on his shoulders like a sack then lands.

Hyde: *still carrying Nera on his shoulder* You're lucky that I came out in time brat!

Nera: *giggles* Nera thinks you're rude. Nera wants you to put her down and untie her, Mr. Hyde.

Hyde: Fine, fine *sets her down gently then cuts the rope* There, are you happy, brat?

Nera: *giggles* Nera is thankful *kisses Hyde on his cheek*

Hyde: *touches his cheek, slightly blushing* W-Whatever. I'm going back now.

Hyde then reverts back to Jekyll.

Jekyll: Umm...master, why is Hyde grumbling? Did you do something to him?

Nera: *giggles* Nera just gave Mr. Hyde a kiss on his cheek. Nera will give you one too *kisses Jekyll on his cheek*

Jekyll: *blushes while holding his cheek* I can see why Hyde is grumbling  inside my head.

Kenji: *sulks, still lying on the floor, saw Nera kissing Jekyll on his cheek* *in mind* What a lucky guy.

Alice: Umm...master. Alice needs you to remove Alice's binds.

Kenji: Right *unties Alice*

Alice: Alice is thankful.

Kiniro, Kei and Merlin puts their arms in front to catch their female partners and with success, they did.

Tamamo: Wah! Thank you for catching me, master.

Kiniro: *sets Tamamo down gently then removes her binds* It's no problem.

Tamamo: Let me give you a reward *kisses Kiniro on his cheek*

Kiniro: *blushes*

Kei: *sets down Kiyohime then removes her binds* Are you alright, Kiyohime?

Kiyohime: *smiles* I'm always fine whenever my husband saves me.

Kei: *sighs in relief* Thank goodness. Now let me check up my sister *goes to Aya and Nameless*

Kiyohime: *glares at Aya*

Aya: *shivers*

Merlin: *carries Neri bridal style* Are you alright, master?

Neri: I'm fine since I'm not dead. Can you please put me down and untie me?

Merlin: *smirks* If you only give me a kiss.

Neri: What?! No way.

Merlin: Your sister gave Jekyll one.

Neri: *grumbles* Fine *kisses Merlin on his cheek* Happy?

Merlin: Very *sets Neri down then unties her* There you go.

Shiro on the other hand, summoned a pillar of ice beneath him to catch Jeanne. Successfully he did then brought down the pillar to set the Ruler down.

Shiro: *sets Jeanne carefully then unties her binds* What is that damn Authoress thinking?!

Jeanne: Thanks for catching me, master.

Shiro: No problem, Jeanne. Always happy to help.

Everyone then went to their seats with the girls staring at Kairu and his servant.

All girls: So who's the new guy and servant?

Kairu: My name is Kairu and this is my servant, Arturia Alter. A lancer class.

Nera: *giggles* Nera thought that Arturia is a Saber class.

Merlin: Not only does she wield a holy sword but a lance as well. So I'm not surprise that she's a lancer.

Nera: *giggles* Nera now knows.

Arturia Alter: Where's my junk foods, peasants?

Nameless: Oh right *pulls a rope*

As soon as Nameless pulled the rope, a red wagon full of junk food was shown.

Arturia: *points at Kairu* Master, bring me my wagon at once!

Kairu: *sighs* Fine *pulls the wagon then brings it to Arturia Alter*

Masaru: Poor guy.

Nera: *giggles* Nera thinks that Arturia Alter is awesome nya :3

Jekyll: *sweatdrops* You're becoming more and more like the authoress.

Nera: *giggles* Nera loves the authoress nya :3

Jekyll: *sweatdrops* Right.

Nameless:Anyways, I'm fo- ah I mean oblige to tell you...

Masaru: *annoyed* What's up with people slipping?!

Nameless: *ignores Masaru* ...that you need to tell us about yourselves.

Masaru: *angry while sulking* What's up with people ignoring me?!

Nero: *pats Masaru's shoulder* Umu~ There, there, Praetor. I won't ignore you.

Kairu: For starters, my abilities. I can copy any weapon but not its abilities. Though, the weapon is not as strong as the original. I can also copy abilities I have seen ranking from E-B and a few A rank spells and skills but not as long and as powerful as the original. I can't copy any Noble Phantasms.

Arturia Alter: You know my legend well and I only came here because of the junk foods the authoress promised.

Everyone: *in mind* What kind of king is she if she's prone to bribes.

Nameless: *clears throat* Okay then. Let's go to the next one.

Question: For all Master and Servant pairs, do you have a crush anyone? Why do you like him/her?

Aya: *blushing like a tomato*

Nera: *giggles* Nera thinks that this question is the best one yet!

Jekyll: *sweatdrops*

Merlin: *snickers*

Neri: *glares at Merlin*

Kiyohime: *smiles with a dangerous aura* If you have another woman, I'll make sure to burn you and her. Understand, my husband?

Kei: *sweatdrops* I swear that I don't like anyone but you.

Kiyohime: *smiles* Good.

Masaru: What the heck?! Do we need to answer that?!

Nameless: *blushes a bit out of embarassment* Of course. So man up and answer the question.

Masaru: *grumbles* Fine. *blushes* Yes, I have a crush on someone.

Nero: *with a hint of jealousy* Umu~ Who's the lucky girl?

Masaru: And I'm glad that the question Nero asked is not part of the question.

Nero: *sulks* Mu~

Masaru: *clears throat then blushes slightly* I like her because even though she can be a tyrant, inside she really is a nice girl.

Nero: Umu~ I also have a crush on someone.

Masaru: *smiles* I see and why?

Nero: *blushes a bit* Because he understands me very well.

Every girls in the segment: Aww~ How cute.

Nameless: *blushes a bit* S-So what about you, Aya?

Kei: *in mind* I will have to order Kiyohime to find him whoever he is.

Aya: *blushes like a tomato* O-Of course I have a crush on someone! A-And I like him for just the way he is.

Nameless: And why do you like him?

Aya: *twiddles her fingers like Hinata* W-Well because he always protects me from any danger. He's rather kind and caring. Might I add dashing too. H-How about you, Archer?

Nameless: *blushes* M-Me?! Maybe I have, maybe I don't *in mind* Actually, I have.

Everyone: *looks at Nameless suspiciously* Riiight.

Nameless: *composes himself* Anyways, how about you, Kiniro?

Kiniro: Of course, I do.

Tamamo: Mikon~ I hope it's me.

Kiniro: I like her because of how devoted she is, even though her past is kind of bad.

Tamamo: All of you knows that I like my Master. Because of how kind, loyal and caring towards me.

Masaru: What about the others?

Kei: *sighs* I'm already in a relationship with Kiyohime. The reason why I like her is how I know she will never betray me.

Kiyohime: I like my husband. And the reason why is because he gets me.

Neri: *crosses her arms* Honestly speaking, I don't like anyone. I'm not interested in entering in a relationship for now.

Merlin: *smiles* Yes, I do have one but I know that she will never like me.

Aya: That's sad.

Merlin: The reason why I like her is because she's a mystery.

Nera: *giggles* Nera does have a teensy weensy crush on someone. Nera likes him because he's fun to be with.

Kenji: *in mind* I hope it's me.

Jekyll: *blushes slightly* I do like someone but I don't want her to be around me because how dangerous "he" is. And the reason why I like her is because she isn't afraid of me.

Shiro: In the previous segment, you already know that I like someone. And the reason why is because how caring she is even though she is a kuudere.

Jeanne: W-Well, I like someone already. I already confessed my love to him.

Nero: Umu~ How nice!

Tamamo: Mikon~ I hope master confesses to me already.

Jeanne: I like him because how determined he is.

Kenji: *stutters* Yes, I have a crush. And the reason why is because she faces every challenges head on positively. I admire her for that. So that's why I train to become strong and protect her.

Kairu: So Mr. Wimp here is training for his lady huh?

Alice: Alice wants to know what's a crush?

Aya: *sweatdrops* It's best that you don't know. And it's alright if you don't answer the question.

Alice: *nods her head* Alice understands.

Nameless: And you Kairu and Arturia Alter.

Kairu: *crosses his arms* Not telling.

Arturia Alter: *eats her junk foods*

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Nameless: Anyways, on to the last question or dare for the day.

Dare: A Piggy back race!
Rules:
1. Everyone must participate or else.
2. Every male should carry their female partners on their back and their backs only.
3. If your female partner landed on the ground, you're disqualified. And if you guys ever purposely drop them, some kind of punishment awaits you when the authoress gets back.
4. You may use any magic abilities for this event. No killing.
Good luck

Everyone: *sweatdrops* Well that was straight forward.

Masaru: But who will be the referee?

??: That would be me.

A certain blue haired lancer appeared.

??: I'm Cu Chulainn, a lancer class. I've been fo- ah I mean assigned to be the referee of this race.

Masaru: Seriously, everyone is slipping!

Nameless: *facepalms* This is going to be embarassing.

Cu: *smirks* It would be fun watching you lose, Archer.

Nameless: *annoyed*

Cu: Anyways, go to your marks.

Everyone went to their marks with the males carry their female partners on their backs.

Cu: There are several obstacles in your way. The one who reaches the finish line with his partner obviously win *mumbles* And I hope that it's not Archer.

Nameless: *carrying a red faced Aya on his back* I heard that!

Cu: Now, on your marks...

Every participants readied themselves.

Nero: Umu~ You better win this, my Praetor.

Masaru: Hai, hai.

Tamamo: Let's win this race, master!

Kiniro: Of course.

Aya: *still blushing* Do your best, Archer.

Nameless: Of course.

Arturia Alter: You must win this race.

Kairu: *annoyed* I know.

Kei: We'll win this, Kiyohime.

Kiyohime: I believe in you.

Cu:...get set...

Neri: I hope this is over already.

Merlin: *smiles* This is fun.

Nera: *giggles* Nera needs you to win this, Jekyll. We're going to need "him".

Jekyll: *sighs* Fine *changes into Hyde*

Alice: Alice believes in you.

Kenji: *stutters* Thanks, Alice.

Cu: ...Go! *fires a gun*

As soon as they heard the gunshot, everyone ran immediately. Unfortunately for Kenji, he trips right from the start.

Everyone: *sweatdrops* *in mind* Poor Kenji

Alice: Are you alright, master?

Kenji: *stands up then stutters* Yeah, I'm alright *continues to run*

The participants, except for Kenji and Alice, have reached the first obstacle. They must jump through the platforms.

Hyde: *laughs maniacally* We will be going ahead *jumps from platforms to platforms*

Cu: And now, Jekyll or rather Hyde and Nera are in the lead.

Shiro: We're not going to lose to them.

Jeanne: Right, master.

Shiro then jumps on the platforms and freezes it to make it slippery.

Shiro: *smirks* Try to step on the platforms now!

Cu: Shiro made the platforms slippery! How will the contestants get across?

Masaru: I'm guessing he's forced to comentate as well *proceeds to going to the platforms*

Shiro then proceeds to run while the others are trying their best to jump while not slipping. Kairu on the other hand, copied Shiro's abilities and makes his own platforms. As soon as he jumps on it, the platforms shattered and soon reached the other side.

Kairu: Am I glad I have that ability.

Arturia Alter: Get going, my master. We shall not lose.

Kairu: Right *proceeds to run*

Nameless: Darn that ice and water user and the copy cat.

Aya: I have an idea but you're not going to like it.

Nameless: *sighs* We don't have a choice now, do we?

Aya: Great *takes out a rare catalyst* Now on my signal, you jump then we'll use the force of the explosion for a boost.

Aya then signalled Archer to jump, which he did then she used her catalyst to make an explosion, enough to get them across and with succession they did.

Nameless: That was a bit dangerous.

Aya: But it worked didn't it?

Nameless: True *starts to run*

Cu: *grumbles* Dar- Ah I mean alright, Archer got across *in mind* unfortunately.

Neri used her wind magic to fly themselves across.

Merlin: Good thinking, master.

Neri: Shut up.

With that, they proceeded as well.

Masaru: *still trying not to get slip* Darn it.

Nero: Praetor, catch up to them already. We need to win.

Masaru: I know *steps on a piece of metal* What's thi-

The metal then suddenly exploded, making them look like charcoals.

Nero & Masaru: *coughs up the smoke*

Cu: Oh right. I forgot to tell you that earlier, Aya drop some pieces of metals. My bad.

Nero & Masaru: Too late *in mind* I'll hunt you down later.

Kenji on the other hand, just arrived.

Kenji: *gulps then jumps onto the platform*

As soon as he lands on the platform, he started to slip but regained balance. Unfortunately for him, he stepped on Aya's piece of metal. The metal started to glow.

Kenji: Oh dar-

He did not finished talking because the piece of metal exploded. Masaru, Kei and Kiniro on the other hand, managed to get across.

Kiniro: That was difficult *runs*

Nero: Umu! That's my Praetor!

Masaru: Let's get going *runs*

Kiyohime: Let's win this, master.

Kei: Right *runs*

Cu: Now, almost all of the teams got across and will face the second obstacle.

Almost all of the pairs are near to the second obstacle while the leading pair have arrived. The obstacle course revealed very very large logs swinging side to side continuously.

Cu: How will they ever cross this?

Hyde: *smirks* I got this.

As soon as he takes one step, a sword was thrown in front of him.

Hyde: What the?!

He then looks at the direction where it was thrown to see a blonde haired guy with golden armor carrying the authoress on his back.

??: The only one who can win this race is me, mongrels.

Hyde: *annoyed* Who the heck are you?

??: I'm Gilgamesh, your king. Bow down before me. Mwuahahaha! *summons swords then throws it in the direction of Nera and Hyde*

Cu: And now, Gilgamesh joins in the race with the authoress as his partner.

Nera: *deploys a barrier* Nera thinks that this Gilgamesh is strong. Nera cannot bring down the barrier because of his attacks.

Gilgamesh: I'm stronger than you, brat. Now, we'll be on our way * stops attacking Nera and Hyde then runs with the authoress on his back and successfully crossed.

Cu: With that, Gilgamesh has taken the lead with the authoress.

Hyde: Darn that blondie!

Nera: Nera says let's go while Gilgamesh isn't attacking us.

Hyde: Yeah, yeah. I know *runs towards the path while dodging the logs and successfully crossed the second obstacle*

Authoress: *sighs* I just brought Gilgamesh for my own protection. Now, I'm in so much trouble nya

Gilgamesh: You should be happy that a king is carrying you, mongrel.

Authoress: Less talking and more running nya!

With that, Gilgamesh and the authoress went ahead. Meanwhile, Neri and Merlin have taken the lead against Nameless and Aya, Shiro and Jeanne, and Kairu and Arturia Alter then headed to the second obstacle.

Neri: I'm going to use the force of my wind magic and used my talismans to strengthen it so we could go faster.

Merlin: Right but first, let me cast an illusion *casts an illusion to make it seem that there are more logs swinging side to side* Okay, I'm ready master.

Neri: Alright *Waits till she found an opening then uses her magic to make them faster and with success, crossed the second obstacle*

Meanwhile, the remaining master-servant pairs, excluding Kenji and Alice, arrived at the second obstacle. The leading pair, Gilgamesh and the authoress, have arrived at the last obstacle.

Cu: Now, the last obstacle is the exploding mine field. Like its name, this field is field with exploding mines so be careful when you're crossing.

Gilgamesh: Hey, mongrel. Do you know where's the safe path to cross this field?

Authoress: *sweatdrops* I may be the author of this segment but even I don't know. Sorry nya.

Gilgamesh: *clicks his tongue* We have no choice but to safely cross this *starts crossing it safely*

Meanwhile, the others are figuring how to cross the second obstacle, excluding Kenji and Alice.

Tamamo: Mikon! There's a powerful illusion put up here?

Kairu: So how can we cross while knowing which is real and which is fake?

Shiro: Even my ice magic can't stop all of those swinging logs.

Kiyohime: I have a suggestion.

Kei: *sighs* If you burn the logs, you'll also destroy the stage. We'll get crushed

Kiyohime: Good point.

Masaru: So how can we cross?

Nameless: *summons a bow and a sword then turning it into an arrow* I'll just destroy it. Caladbolg!

Nameless shoots the arrow surrounded by some sort of pinkish purplish aura, destroying the logs and breaking the illusions.

Nameless: Problem solved. Let's get a move on *runs towards the next obstacle*

Masaru: Welp if you can't beat them, join them *runs as well*

Kiniro: I guess it is problem solved but I'm worried about the set.

Tamamo: Mikon~ Let's go now, master.

Kiniro: Right.

With that everyone went ahead to the third obstacle while Kenji just arrived at the second one.

Kenji: At least there's no more obstacles *runs toward the last obstacle, trying to catch up to the others.

Meanwhile, Gilgamesh and the Authoress are halfway through.

Gilgamesh: *still trying to cross without stepping on the mines* What kind of authoress are you if you don't know what's the safest path to take?!

Authoress: Oh I'm sorry King of the Jerks, I am still a human who can't memorise everything I write nya!

While the two bicker, Neri and Merlin took the lead from the pair.

Merlin: Sorry but we need to won this race.

Neri: *using her magic to make them fly* See ya! *races ahead*

Cu: And with that, Merlin and Neri took the lead.

Authoress: Stop arguing with me and start running nya!

Gilgamesh: You don't have to tell me, mongrel! *starts running carefully*

Nera: *giggles* Nera is right behind you!

Authoress: Run faster!

Gilgamesh: I'm trying my best here, mongrel!

Meanwhile, the others, still excluding Kenji and Alice have arrived at the final obstacle, carefully running to avoid stepping on the mines.

Aya: We can't win this race. Merlin and Neri are too far.

Nameless: I got this *holds out his hand then starts to chant* I am the bone of my sword...

Masaru: What is Archer doing?! *continues to run while not stepping on the mines*

Nero: Don't mind him, Praetor.

Nameless: ...Steel is my Body, Fire is my Blood...

Kiniro: Is he unleashing his Noble Phantasm?! *still running while not stepping on the mines*

Tamamo: It seems so.

Nameless:...I have created over a thousands of blades...

Kiyohime: Is he insane?!

Kei: I don't know but I don't like it. Let's try and stop him *runs toward Archer*

Kiyohime: *sighs* Fine

Nameless:...Unknown to Death nor Known to Life,
Have withstood pain to create many weapons 
 Yet, those hands will never hold anything...

Kei: Almost there.

Nameless: So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works.

With that the field turned into a desert, full of weapons and spinning gears. And now, almost all participants are trapped in the reality marble.

Gilgamesh: So, you're going all out then? So am I.

Arturia Alter: I will not lose! *summons her holy lance.

Kairu: *sarcastic* Oh great. This is just great.

Nero: Umu~I want to join in.

Masaru: How about taking cover?

Nero: Umu~ You care for me Praetor.

Shiro: You're takin cover too?

Masaru: Yupz.

Kiniro: We'll join in as well.

Neri: Us too.

Shiro: Join in. I'll protect us. *summons an ice barrier that covers them* *in mind* I hope this barrier can withstand the attacks.

Kiniro: I'll help as well *uses his talismans to generate a barrier around the ice*

Neri: I'll strengthen it *uses her talismans to strengthen the barrier*

Nera: *giggles* Nera will join in!

Kiyohime: *smiles* I'm ready to burn them all into crisps.

Kei: Please don't.

With that, servants readied their Noble Phantasms, others readied their attacks and some took cover.

Gilgamesh: Gate of Babylon! *Golden circles appeared as weapons were coming out of it and then they were shot like projectiles*

Archer: *summons a bunch of weapons then launched it as well*

Nera: *giggles then blasts a powerful black blast*

Arturia Alter: Let light be released from the Ends of the World. It shall split the heavens, and connect the land. Anchor of the Storm! "Rhongomyniad"!! *a purple vortex was shot out of her lance*

Kiyohime then started to transform into a dragon then breathes out fire.

The five attacks clashed resulting a huge explosion. It ended with the reality marble disappearing, the barrier broken and almost all unconscious masters and servants.

Cu: So, wins now?

??: *serious voice* We did.

Everyone who were unconscious have their eyes widened because the winner is none other than Kenji and Alice.

Alice: Alice is proud of you, master.

Kenji: Thanks, Alice. Now if you'll excuse me *faints*

Alice: Alice will also take a nap *sleeps besides Kenji*

Cu: *sweatdrops* Then, Kenji and Alice are the winners then. It's fun seeing Archer lose. Oh well, the segment ends here for now. There's going to be a special edition for the next chapter and here are the pairings:

Cu: Not telling what is this special edition and what's up with the pairings. So that's all!

I don't own any of the Fate series, games and characters. It belongs to whoever made them nya :3 I only own Aya, Kei, Nera, Neri, Shiro and Kenji nya :3

Masaru Kurenai belongs to Taddle_Fantasy

Kiniro Inazuma belongs to Goldinator

Kairu belings to kylethebloodedge

Hope you've enjoyed this segment nya :3 Comment a question or a date nya :3
-That's all Yukino out nya :3