Ok so like, I was bored so, stop judging me ;-;
(I mostly posted this bc Sunrise_Mist wanted to see it-)

Yo! (omg ik its cliche to start with "Yo" just chill-)
My name is Vinyl Scratch and I be spittin' straight facts
I got 4 princesses and they're on the attack
Neon Lights says he don't like my 'groove'
But when he see how I flow, he can't help but say 'ooooh!'

My tunes are so sharp they could cut your mane
And when I walk into a room they all screamin' my name!
'N I quote on Pinkie Pie, she said, "Light'er up ladies!!"
Everypony'll say 'yes' I sai' there ain't no 'maybe'
Everypony  sees 'it'
Nopony can be 'it'
The only pony who is 'it'
Is me, I said, "You got it?"

Cool as a skater
Hot as a lazer
Don't need to be asked, I would fight an Ursa Major

Yes, I'm a unicorn with the fancy horn
And if I was a pegasus, I would be Soarin
Or I could be an earth pony, strong as can be
But the only one who stands a chance for the Alicorn is me

Now to throw some shade to the ponies of Ponyville
Let's start with the mayor please, if you will

Mayor Mare, with her pink hair, everypony gon' stare, as if there was a bear
"Is there a bear?" She says as they stare, "If so, then where?"

Lyra Heartstrings, don't wish she had wings
No way, not those things
She wish she had hands,
Wishes she could be apart of the kind of the man

Octavia with her cello, so fancy
And her purple bowtie, oh my, so classy
Yes, it's true, she shares a room with me, has to deal with my shit
But the only she does it is 'cause she knows she loves it

Bonbon! Or should I say 'Secret Agent Sweetie Drops'
Hangin' out with Lyra 'cause you know she pops
Out more than rest
One day you'll find a way to fin'ly confess
Your love to her and will she even wonder
Why you chose her with a minimum, of 3 words?

Next we'll do the Mane 6
Y'all know them as Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy
But don't forget Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie
Wait, weren't there 6, why are there 5?
Oh yeah, Twilight Sparkle, she's alive
Whoops! Didn't mean to hurt your feelings
Everypony loves you
Princess of Friendship with that crown above you
Look, some fillies want to be like you
You're modest, I get it, no need to boil the brew.

I feel like I've done Twi a deal, that's rough
Let's move onto Rarity, if that wasn't enough
"Hey look! It's Rarity!"
"Oh my, she's such a clarity!"
"I want her to say marry me!
To me specifically!"
Oh gee, Rarity, can you even get a meal
Without being crowded by such an ordeal?
Hey Rarity! Can you hear upon your high horse?
Whoop, did I say horse? I meant pedistal
Still going with that everybody/pony thing that seems to be against us all.

Welp, there u go. When I find time to make more, I will, but it's so bad istg-
Also, yes, those last two lines may or may not be a "The Real Pink Pony" reference-