Yo I'm bored as fuck and this could be a funny guide for aromantic/demiromantics, because they don't get crushes?

I've had, lemme see, 7 crushes in my life (yeah)
It's always weird how fast they appear. One day they're a normal person, the next day I can't look them straight in the eye. I once got a crush via a weird dream. Weird.

So, there are many positive and negative points about liking someone.

Positive
-You actually kinda want to go to wherever you know them from, so you can see them
-Looking at them/thinking about them makes you happy/excited
-Being near them is heaven
-Talking to them is heaven times million
-your brain is all 'squish squishy ahhhhh cute omg I can't'

Negative
-Thinking about your crush too intense will reduce motivation and concentration, making it really hard when you're trying to work
-Your brain basically deactivates around them
-Every slight thing you do wrong around them... Yikes.
-99.999% chance they don't like you back, which is sad. Even if you don't want a relationship right now, it's sad.