This one isn't going to be a series, it is going to be a...one shot I guess? Well I'm gonna make this two parts

It is a normal day in Konoha, however the evil organisation, the Akatsuki, are currently planning on stealing the nine tails Jinchuriki. However one of the members named Tobi wanted a new member so he asked his leader Pain if he could get one

Pain: A new member?

Tobi: Yes! Tobi is a good boy and so he wants a new friend!

Pain:....*sighs* As long as they are powerful then they can join

Tobi: Okay!

After 2 hours, Tobi comes back to the base with the new member of the Akatsuki. The rest of them were in the living room of their base as the puppet master Sasori heard the news

(Don't have a picture of Sasori or Kakazu)

Sasori: Did you hear? Tobi is recruiting a new member for the Akatsuki

Everyone looks at him with wide eyes except for Itachi who was neutral about it. The demolisionist of the group Deidara looked at Sasori with disbelief, makes sense since she and everyone else know Tobi....is useless most of the time

(Yes Deidara is a girl here)

Deidara: What?! A new member?! Recurited by him out of all people?! Hn?!

Hidan: You have got to be joking, that's bullshit! He went to Pain right? So he must've not had the go to!

Zetsu: You never know, he might have recruited someone reliable

Hidan: Bullshit!

Kisame: Hehe, I hope he is someone who seemed strong, I want to break something today

Konan: You will refrain from doing that Kisame

Kisame: So? Are you going to stop me?

Konan: No but Pain-Sama would

Deidara: Hey Uchiha! You haven't said jackshit yet! You too money hoe!

Itachi: I don't really need to speak my opinion, I dont really care as long as they aren't as annoying as Tobi

Kakazu: I don't care, unless he likes to give money

Hidan: I hope it's a hottie! We only have two here, a third one would be nice

Konan: What?!

Deidara: Shut up Jashinist!

Hidan: You want to go?!

Deidara: Yeah!

Pain: You will not cause a commotion here

Everyone looked to see their leader so they stopped

Konan: Pain Sama, is it true that Tobi went to get a new member?

Pain: Correct, unless this member is a powerful ally...then don't expect anything

Hidan: Well it means we have two useless members

Deidara: Aka Two idiots

Tobi: Tobi is back everyone!

Kisame: Well that was quick

Tobi enters the room as everyone was looking at him

Pain: Tobi did you find your new member?

Tobi: Of course! Tobi is a Good boy and this boy is even more of a good boy than me!

Hidan: Dammit it ain't another girl!

Deidara: So he's more annoying than you?

Tobi: No! Deidara senpai that's mean of you! He's only 12!

Everyone: WHAT?!

Zetsu: Oh dear

Kisame: Show him now!

Tobi then moves to the side as a small blue haired boy appears

Blue: Hey mister Tobi, where are we?

Konan: H-He is so cute

Deidara: Damn I wish he was a bit older-uhh i mean what the hell Tobi why is there a kid here?!

Sasori: A damn child in a terrorist organisation, really Tobi?

Tobi: B-But I think he will fit in perfectly!

Kisame: Well it is something i can break

Blue: H-His face is scary, why is there shark in here? Shouldn't he be in the water? He won't breathe!

Everyone: 0_0

Tobi: ^_^

Konan: H-He is so innocent!

Itachi:....His attitude makes me miss Sasuke

Pain:....Tobi..who is this boy?

Tobi: This is Blue!

Hidan: Hah!

Kakazu: Does he have money?

Tobi: No

Kakazu: Then he isn't worth my time

Tobi: W-Wait let me introduce you all to him!

Blue: Who are these people Mr Tobi?

Tobi: My friends! And I will introduce them to you!

He takes the young boy and introduces him to everyone as Blue listened carefully. The only ones who cared was Itachi, Konan, Zetsu and Deidara

Hidan: This kid isn't interesting at all! He is just a little pip squeak!

Tobi: Hidan Senpai that is mean! Do show he isn't useless, Blue do the thing!

Pain: Thing?

Kakazu: What thing?

Blue: Are you sure Mr Tobi? I don't want to hurt Mr Hidan!

Hidan: Hurt me? Hah! In your dreams kid! There is no way you can do anythin-

Then Blue closes his eyes and reopens them as everyone saw

Blue: Chronogan!

Hidan: Chrono wha-?

Then suddenly time stopped for everyone except for Blue who jumped and spin kicked Hidan's jaw before striking different parts of the his body before finishing it off with a back flip kick to his face....and he did this all in 2 seconds

He stands next to Tobi as time resumes, Hidan was sent to the ceiling head first, everyone was beyond shocked

Itachi: What the hell?! My Sharingan didn't even catch his movements! How fast is he?!

Deidara: He just took out Hidan! He's bloody strong isn't he?!

Sasori:....I need to make him my puppet

Kakazu: With his speed we can do anything, I say we keep him

Hidan: Hell no! Who does this kid think he is?!

Itachi: Blue, I saw your eyes changed when you reopened them, what was that?

Konan: I saw it as well, they were....blue

Deidara: Not gonna lie it looked cool

Tobi: That's his special ability!

Pain: So you did bring someone useful, I say that is a good job Tobi

Tobi: So Tobi is a good boy!

Pain:...Yes you are

Tobi: Yay!

Kisame: I heard Chronogan, is it some sort of Sharingan the Uchiha's have or another clan?

Blue: It is my special eye ability! I can stop time! But only for two seconds Mr Shark!

Kisame: Oh I s-the hell did you call me?!

Konan: *giggles* It seems he has a nickname for you already

Blue: I already have nicknames for all of you! Except Mr Tobi since I like to all him Mr Tobi!

Pain: Oh?

Blue: Yeah! You are Mr Carrot Top!

Pain: C-Carrot Top?!

Hidan: HAH!

Konan: He isn't wrong you know

Blue: Miss Konan is Miss Paper Angel since you can use paper! And you are very pretty!

Konan: *Blushes* Awwww! I love him already! I'm keeping him!

Deidara: Like hell you are! Hey kid what about me Un?

Blue: Miss Deidara is.....Pretty Bomber!

Deidara: Is art an explosion?

Blue: Uhh...yes?

Deidara: Haha! Yes I like this kid! Is there a Jutsu to increase age? Cause I found my husbando!

Tobi: Deidara Senpai? What do you mean?

Deidara: None of your business!

Hidan: Alright kid what about me?

Blue: You are angry old man!

Hidan: You little sh-!

Konan smacks him, scolding him for attempting to swear infront of Blue

Itachi: Do you have one for me?

Blue: Hmm I wanna call you Big Brother!

Itachi: *pokes Blue's forehead* You're a good kid Blue

Blue: Yay!

Zetsu: Hello Blue do you have one for me?

Blue: Yes you are Mr Aloe Vera!

Zetsu: Hah?!

Hidan: HAH!

Deidara: You are funny kid!

Sasori: I guess it is just me and Kakuzu left

Blue: You're the Puppet Master! And Mr Kakuzu is the Money Man!

Sasori: I guess, I mean you're not wrong

Kakuzu: Damn right you are kid!

Pain: Now, since he is....new, I would like all of you to spend at least an hour with him today

Akatsuki: Yes Pain Sama!

Blue: Yay!