The next day Blue was tasked with hanging out with the different members of the Akatsuki.

He was sleeping soundly in his bed in the spare room, shocking that the Akatsuki had. Suddenly he was woken up by Hidan who kicked down his door

Hidan: Alright kid let's go, i want to get over with this sh-! Thing!

Blue: Okay Mr Hidan!

Hidan grabs him from the back of his hoodie and walks off to wherever. First they snuck in the Hidden Leaf Village to get some Ramen. They both had a bowl of Ramen that they enjoyed, after a good meal they headed back to the base as they relished the taste of the ramen on the way

Hidan: Damn this ramen is good! Guess that idiot Tobi was right!

Blue: Yeah Mr Tobi knows some good places!

Hidan: Hey kid why the hell do you call us all like that? Mr and Miss and that?

Blue: Well you are all older than me, so I'm showing my respect! ^_^

Hidan: Even to us?

Blue: Yeah why not?

Hidan: Kid we're a fucking terrorist organisation, no one shows respect to us besides ourselves, we're evil

Blue: You're right, but I don't believe in true evil

Hidan: You don't?

Blue: Nope! I believe everyone had good in them! So that's why I give everyone a second chance! Everyone deserves it!

Hidan: Alright let's say I kill your family would you ever forgive me? No you won't!

Blue: Actually I would!

Hidan: Hah?!

Blue: Forgiveness is Given even if you don't deserve it, forgiveness is given so you can feel at peace

These words that the little 12 year old spoke struck Hidan in the chest, he can feel the innocence and wisdom from them as he looks at Blue. Not many people can see but Hidan had a small smile on his face which Blue saw

Blue: You smiled! That means I'm right!

Hidan: Nah I'm smiling because of how stupid you sounded

Blue: Hey that's not true!

Blue pouted as he rushed Hidan who just held him back with his hand resting on his head while Blue had his eyes closed and his hands swinging

Hidan usually is a cruel person, but the words of Blue seemed to make him soft for a moment. After they had stopped, they continued on their way

Hidan: Hey Kid

Blue: Yes?

Hidan: You're not bad, stay the way you are

Blue:...Yes Sir!

Hidan: Alright anyways kid want to learn about Jashin Sama?

Blue: Jashin Sama? Who is that Mr Hidan?

Hidan: Only the greatest being ever! The one God I worship!

Blue: Oh...if it makes you happy Mr Hidan then i don't mind!

Hidan: Alright Kid let's g-!

He gets interrupted by an explosion that hit him and send him to a nearby tree, surprising Blue. Out comes from behind was Deidara and she was pissed

Deidara: Like hell he is!

Blue: Oh Miss Deidara!

Deidara: What's up future husba-uhh I mean Red

Blue: It's Blue

Deidara: Yeah Blue, next you're going out with me!

Blue: Okay!

The two then walk back to the base while Hidan was still in the tree

Hidan: I'm seeing butterflies.....what drugs were in that Ramen?!

Deidara took Blue inside her room and sat on her bed, Blue looked and saw the Theme of......explosions

Deidara: So do you like my room?

Blue: Yeah it looks.....explosive

Deidara: Exactly! Remember Art is an explosion!

Blue: Yes Miss Deidara!

Deidara: Alroght enough of that Miss stuff! I'm 19! So you will just call me Deidara

Blue: Ok Deidara!

Deidara: Now, you know that I specialise in explosions and that I use clay right?

Blue: Yes

Deidara: Well today we are going to experiment with the clay! We will make different shapes, that good with you?

Blue: Of course Deidara!

Deidara: Good now let's get started!

The two then use the clay and change it's shape as Deidara makes a bird with it, Blue was taking a bit longer so she waited, whe he was done she looked and was shocked as her face was slightly red. It was a clay figure of herself

Blue: Is it good?

Deidara: Good? No it's amazing! It is....Art

Blue: Amazing, like you!

This took her off guard, did he just compliment her?! Yes! Is he so cute?! Yes! Is she turned on by him?!......YES!

Deidara: Alright I cant take it anymore!

Blue: Can't take what no mor-WAH!

Deidara grabbed Blue and threw him on her bed as she pinned him on it, she looked down at him as Blue saw that her face was slightly red and she had hearts in her eyes.

Blue: U-Uhh Deidara w-what are you doing?

Deidara: Don't worry little Blue, it seems scary but I promise you will enjoy this~

Blue: W-What?

Deidara then begins to take her Akatsuki cloak off, reveling nothing but her bra on her chest, covering her decent size breasts, of course Blue was concerned for her

Blue: D-Deidara why did you take your cloak off? You're going to catch a cold!

Deidara: Oh don't worry about me Blue, besides what we are going to do will heat the both of us just fine~

Blue:....Cuddling?

Deidara: That too~

But before she could do anything else, Itachi comes in and uses his Amateresu to burn some of Deidara's posters.

Deidara: W-What the hell?! Black Flames?! *gasps* Uchiha!

But it was too late as Itachi was holding Blue's hand and before she could react, they two walk away as she screamed profanities at Itachi who was covering Blue's ears

Itachi: Watch your language around him

Blue: What are we going to do Mr Itachi?

Itachi: *uncovers his ears* Just call me Itachi

Blue: Ok!

Itachi: And we are going to do things that won't resolve around what she had in mind.....you're a kid

Itachi then takes Blue outside as they visit a nearby village doing some activities. They both had a good time as Itachi felt like he was spending time with Sasuke.

It made him feel nostalgic, Blue never really had an older brother figure, there was his cousin Adam but he was too busy, being an Anbu is time consuming.

The day was practically over so they headed back while the sun was setting, Itachi was picking Blue up on his back since he was exhausted from doing things all day

Itachi: Blue I have a question

Blue: Yes Itachi?

Itachi: The Chronogan...where did you get it from? What is your clan?

Blue: I....I don't know. When I was small-.....-er, I was left at the gates of the Leaf Village with my cousin, I don't remember anything because I was about....2? Adam might know but he refuses to tell me!

Itachi: Hmm I see, it seems to be a dojutsu, do you know the other three?

Blue: *shakes head* No

Itachi: I'll tell you

Along the way, Itachi begins to tell Blue about the Sharingan that he and the Uchiha clan has, he then talks about the Byakugan the Hyuga Family have and finally the Rinnegan which their leader Pain has, although Itachi doesn't know how to get it

He then begins to talk about the Mangekyo Sharingan and how to get it which peaked Blue's interest

Blue: Do you have it?

Itachi: The Mangekyo? Yes I do

Blue:...Does that mean you killed someone close to you?

Itachi:....Well yes but actually no

Blue: What do you mean?

Itachi: Don't worry about it for now, I'll tell you another day

Blue: Ok!

The two go home as Itachi tucks Blue into bed, the next day he wakes up and is taken by Sasori who was seemingly cold to Blue but he didn't treat him badly, he showed him his puppets as Blue was mesmerised

Blue: So you use puppets to fight?

Sasori: Yes, as a puppet master I have different types of puppets for battle

Blue: You're so cool Sasori!

Sasori: Oh? No Mr Sasori?

Blue: Nope! The others that I have met wanted me to call them by their names only! Well except Mr Hidan, and besides you look very young! Younger than Deidara!

Sasori: Well Kid you're not wrong, except that I'm not a kid, I'm in my thirties

Blue: Eh?! You are?!

Sasori: Surprising isn't it?

Blue: Well I don't really care, you're still you!

Sasori: Thanks kid, I might actually not want to turn you into my puppet

Blue: Yeah! Wait what?!

Sasori: I'm messing with you, don't worry

Blue: O-Oh ok! Yeah, that doesn't sound like you at all!

Sasori: Actually that is like me, see those two puppets there?

Blue: Yeah?

Sasori: They're my parents

Blue: You're....parents?

Sasori: I know, it makes me seem like a monster

Blue: Actually, It doesn't

Sasori: Hmm?

Blue: Yeah they're your parents so they can't hate you after that, they probably didn't mind that you did that since you're there son

Sasori: But I have taken away their lives did I not?

Blue: Yes...but if it is still to be with you like this....then they would've gladly accept it

Sasori:.......Kid, I don't know who you are, or what you are...but I like you

Blue: You do?

Sasori: Of course, how could anyone hate you? Not even cold hearted and evil minded people can hate you....

Suddenly the door to Sasori's room bursted open as some weird wires came and took Blus

Sasori:....The hell?

It was revealed to be Kakazu who looked at Sasori and said 4 words

Kakuzu: Taking money, using him

Sasori: Alright fair enough

Kakazu goes and takes Blue who asks what they will do

Kakazu: We are going to take money from people

Blue: *Le Gasp* But Mr Kakazu that's bad!

Kakazu: That is what we are child, besides it's...for the greater good

Blue: It is?

Kakazu: Yes we will use the stolen money....for the poor

Blue: Oh....ok! That's good!

And so for half the day, Kakazu and Blue go out and steal some money, using Blue's Chronogan to stop time so he can quickly grab the money and Kakazu using his wires (or whatever they're called) to snap people's necks and take it from them....

Of course Kakazu made sure Blue didn't see it by distracting him with a butterfly, so that he doesn't ruin his innocence and so that he doesn't see that Kakazu would go that far for money.

Then they headed back with the money as Kakazu was very happy.

Blue: So Mr Kakazu what are we going to do with this money? Give it to the poor like you said?

Kakazu: Yes we will

Kakazu kicked the door down as he shouted out something

Kakazu: I've got money!

Blue: I-I thought you said we were going to give this to the poor?!

Kakazu: We are! The Akatsuki are poor!

Blue: B-But you have money!

Kakazu: Yes I do! But for me only, which reminds me that 90% will go to me and the remaining 10 will go to the organisation

Blue:

Kakazu: Anyways who's next? You should go to another member now

Blue: You're right, oh look it's Mr Shark!

Kisame: What?!

Blue: Come on Mr Shark! It's your turn!

Kisame: Hell no!

He grabs Blue and gets him inside to Pain's office, he crashed into his desk as the Rinnegan user looks up

Pain: Blue? What are you doing here?

Normally he would get mad at anyone who enters without his permission, except Konan, but Blue was just a child and he had accepted him as a member

Blue: Mr Shark wouldn't hang out with me!

Pain: You mean Kisame? Forget him, I assume you would want to be with me next?

Blue: Yes!

Pain: Unfortunately I am busy....so you will have to go to the next person, who is left?

Blue: Well there is Miss Konan, Mr Zetsu and Mr Tobi!

Pain: I see

And right on que, Konan enters the office

Konan: I heard a crash, is everything alright?

Pain: Everything is good, however we have a child in need here...Konan

Konan: Is it my turn?

Blue: Yes Miss Konan!

Konan: *smiles* Ok, come along Blue. We will get along just fine since I'm only three years older than you

Blue: You're 15?

Konan: For this story I am

Blue:.....What do you mean by that?

Pain: If she was older, we wouldn't exist

Blue:

Blue decides to not question it any further and jumps down from the desk and holds Konan's hand as they go into her room. They make paper origami together which was difficult for Blue at first but Konan helped him as he eventually got better at it

He shows her his origami which was an origami Konan, this flattered Konan as she had a small blush on her face.

Konan: It's beautiful Blue, now come with me

She leads him outside as they go for a walk away from the hidden base, they reach a forest and take a walk, Blue prefers taking these enthusiastic walks in the night.

(Get the reference?)

But this was fine too, he really liked Konan as she was really nice and pretty, she probably enjoys his company and finds him really cute and adorable.

Part of her wants to take him for herself but as soon as she got that thought, her face was red so she shakes the thought away

She can't be think about that! He is only 12 while she is 15! But they way he looks, talks, interacts with her and how innocent he is, it makes her want to be with him forever.

And it might not be so bad as it's only three years between them....she can wait until they're both of age.

Currently they were sitting on the grass and Blue had a question.

Blue: Konan....

Konan: Yes Blue?

Blue: Why do you wear those silver things under your mouth.

Konan: Oh the piercings?

Blue: Yeah! Why?

Konan: It's a fashion thing Blue, something you wouldn't really understand

Blue: I think you would look even more pretty with out it!

Konan: *Blushes* I-I would?

Blue: Of course! Well I think you're really pretty Anyways!

Konan's mind was swirling with emotions, did he really just say that?! How can this 12 year old be so pure but not realise what his compliments mean?! Konan knew this was forbidden....but she didn't care no more.

She will stop herself before things escalate.

Konan: Blue, look at me

Blue: Yes Kona-MPH!

Suddenly Konan had placed her lips on Blue's! This took the boy by surprise as he was confused by this gesture, Konan's face was red but she was enjoying herself, her bad thoughts were gone and she was happy

It seemed like a good moment....till she got a bit horny and used her tongue to explore the insides of his mouth, to which he almost fainted. When he recovered, he looked at Konan with eyes of confusion and shock

Blue: W-What was that?!

Konan: Oh don't worry about it! This will be something to think about when we are both of age. But Blue, make sure you don't tell anyone about this, ok?~

Blue: O-Okay!

They then went home as Zetsu was waiting for the pair to come back as it was getting dark soon

Konan: Oh Zetsu, waiting for Blue?

Zetsu: Yes we are, also don't let your little...obsession distract you

Konan: Y-You saw that?!

Black Zetsu: Of course we did

Konan:...Don't mention this to anyone

Zetsu: Do not worry, we won't. You're both the youngest two....in this story at least.

Konan goes inside as Zetsu says to Blue to follow them

Blue: So Mr Zetsus! How do you end up like that?

Zetsu: That is information we cannot share

Black Zetsu: Unless you let us take a bite out of you!

Blue: Uhhh n-no I'm good

Black Zetsu: Your loss

The Zetsu's lead Blue to a secret room which is very secluded, it was slightly dark but it had some light, luckily Blue used the light from his Chronogan to see better which didn't go unnoticed by Zetsu.

Zetsu: The Chronogan, a fascinating dojutsu, something that we have never seen before

Blue: Yeah it is so cool!

Black Zetsu: Where and how did you get it?

Blue:...I don't really know....

Black Zetsu: Damn that's too bad

Blue then looks around and sees a strange picture of a white haired woman, she looked really pale but she was very beautiful in Blue's eyes

Blue: Hey Zetsu? Who is that?

Black Zetsu: That is Kaguya Otsutsuki she is.....in a way our mother

Blue: Mother?

Zetsu: Not by blood, she is essentially our leader...our god

Blue: Oh, where is she?

Black Zetsu: She is........somewhere but we are currently working our way on finding her

Blue: Oh okay! I hope you two find her! She seems really nice and she looks really pretty!

This made the Zetsus freeze, confusing Blue their eyes widened as they turned around

Black Zetsu: He is so pure, do you think he is perfect for her?

Zetsu: He could be, she has been lonely ever since last time

Black Zetsu: Let us keep him for her, for Mother

Zetsu: Yes he is perfect for her, he complimented her despite her alien like appearance, though Konan and Deidara clearly love him, I'm sure Blue can have all three.

Black Zetsu: We have to wait until he is of age of course.

Blue: Uhh what are you two talking about?

Zetsus: Nothing!

Blue: Oh ok!

Zetsu: Anyways I think you should go now, Tobi said he wants to watch a movie with you

Blue: Alright bye Zetsu!

Blue goes and enter the living room where he sees Tobi without his mask on

Blue: Mr Tobi?

Tobi: A-Ah! Blue don't mention this anyone! Please!

Blue: Don't worry I won't!

Tobi: Good

He puts his mask back on and switches the TV on

Tobi: We are going to watch a scary movie!

Blue: Ok...I hate those but if you want to watch it then I will Mr Tobi!

Tobi: Ok! For tonight we will watch Halloween Kills (I haven't watched it yet)

Blue: Oooh ok!

And so the two watched the movie as they constantly got scared, the others came in and watched as well, after the movie Konan scolded Tobi for allowing me to watch that

Konan: Tobi! Why did you make him watch that?! He's twelve!

Tobi: S-Sorry Konan Senpai!

Blue: K-Konan I didn't mind watching it

Konan: *headpats him* Blue trust me it's still bad

Blue: O-ok

Deidara: Now time to punish you Tobi!

Tobi: Ah Deidara Senpai! Please no! Itachi Senpai please save me!

Itachi: Sorry Tobi, he's going to have nightmares now

Hidan: Come on it will make him man up

Konan: Shut it Hidan!

Blue then thought to himself while the Akatsuki argued

Blue:...I like them....I like them a lot!

And that's the two part Akatsuki short.....cool right?

Slightly altered to please the higher ups!