Septic (me): Hey Madaline?
BFF (Thewhatevergirlishea): Yeah Bendystraw?
Septic: Do you think I have a problem?
BFF: Yeah...
Septic: What do you mean by that?
BFF: You can never stop talking about Rookie (Gadget)!
Septic: What makes you say that?
BFF: *takes my phone and shows it to me*
My phone:

Septic: Uh...yeah okay I have a problem but come on you can't say that you won't protect this adorable wolf
BFF:-_-

This was a actual conversation I had with my BFF while we walked home together from school yesterday (Monday 4th of December )!