[A/N: Welp....Enjoy This Smut I wrote or whatever you wanna call this piece of crap]

Failboat and Purple Shep were hanging out together although Failboat was acting a bit different. Purple Shep noticed but really didn't think about it much. That is until Failboat acted a bit Horny around Purple Shep.

They were both in Purple Shep's room, playing video games. That is until they made a deal which was that the winner gets to do whatever they want with the loser. Both were trying to win but in the end....Failboat won.

Purple Shep wondered what they were going to do. Suddenly, Failboat started kissing Purple Shep. Purple Shep blushed but kissed back. The kiss turned from gentle to a passionate one.

Purple Shep started to grind harshly against Failboat. Failboat moaned softly and that made Purple Shep to grind more faster. The moans seemed slightly more louder but that just made Purple Shep continue grinding harder and faster.

Failboat then removed his sweater as well as the glasses he had on top of his head. Purple Shep blushed but continued to grind against Failboat. The two started moving their hips together in sync.

Purple Shep then removed Failboat's shorts leaving Failboat in his underwear [A/N: We're close...to me losing all my fucking sanity]. Purple Shep removed the underwear and started thrusting Failboat. [A/N: And we're here to the smut part...]

"Purple Shep~" Failboat moaned out as Purple Shep was thrusting him. At the sound of his name, Purple Shep thrusted more harder. Failboat suddenly tree his back and moaned loudly.

Purple Shep hit his-

A/N: Yeah I'm done....I'm fucking done...I'm sorry but I just can't...like I just can't...I promised it would be a smut story but I can't do this bullshit anymore...I swear I'll do a smut story but if you guys want you can desperately comment me to finish this up...but for now...I'm done!

Basically me right now:

I earned a nosebleed...sanity level 50%...almost close to going to Insanity...so yeah...I'ma go kill somebody now...see ya!

I'm not really going to kill somebody it's just a metaphor...