Me: *playing with sand that has water at the beach*
Friend: *^=Doing the same thing*
Me: Its so wet and-...
Friend: *Staring at me*
Me: Does that sound dirty?
Friend: Yep...
~Awkward silence~

I don't really care what I say, I'm just trying to get my hands on someone's sweet, succulent

Double-Aid

Batteries...

Sorry for that...