It's me, Mario.

Yes, I know that I sound awkward in real life, but this is different, so trust me when I say that I will not use my weird accent in my writing.

Anyways, Peach gave me this journal and camera as a celebration of my birthday (and of me restoring peace to the kingdom, but that's beside the point). But soon after, Bowser started causing chaos again.

In case you didn't know, here's what I look like:

Bowser, on the other hand:

Yes, I did manage to catch him in his angry pose without breaking Peach's gift.

Anyways, I decided to write in this journal my adventures to save the kingdom whilst Peach was visiting Daisy and Luigi.

To start off, the day started ordinary. I was just walking by the farmer's land, admiring the scenery, when the sky turned dark and a UFO appeared out of nowhere. In it was Bowser, holding the kingdom's Power Bolts! He jabbered on and on about how strong he was, and when I tried to attack him, he punched me backwards and flew off.

Getting furious, I remembered a spaceship behind the castle. Immediately I ran toward it, got in it, and flew off, ready to stop Bowser at all costs.

However, 1/4 of the way there, I realized that the spaceship needed Power Bolts to fly, so I immediately landed on a planet, called Cosmic Plains.

Which is where I am now, writing in this.

However, there are Goombas to stomp and Bowser to catch, so looks like I'm wrapping this up for now. Don't think this is over.

~Mario