Legitness:

I mean, he doesn't want the mushy stuff but still...he gets what he gets.

DUDE, IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY?!

Logan: Y€s

*gives him a hug*

Logan: I [email protected]°nf!rm th!s...

Yeah, you can be very salty. Anyway, this was short so, I will spice it up with a story.

I was at Walmart and I decided to look through the book section since I wanted to read some Captain Underpants books. I was looking through this one book and it had a very unusual title. It was 'You will be mine'. I thought it was a little weird and Yandere like also, fanfiction kind of sort. I looked at the author and SHE LEGIT WRITES STORIES ON WATTPAD. I AM NOT EVEN JOKING HERE'S PROOF:

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO THAT?! WATTPAD IS BECOMING A THING IN MODERN CULTURE NOW! IT IS CHEAP BUT, IT IS THE 'NEW YORK'S TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR'!