Someone give me a good title name:

[Roman and Patton blocked Logan and Virgil]
Roman and Patton:

(I'm sorry but, at the same time I'm not)

Roman, your gay is showing

*spits out drink* Whoa! What the f-frick?!

I'm sorry but, what?

NOPE, THAT'S IT! I ENJOY THIS HEADCANNON OF DECEIT AND PATTON BEING THE PARENTS OF THE GROUP NOW!

Take my love and support for the person who created it:

Why are you dress, Logy?

Nevermind, let's go to the store. They might give us a discount from you being beautiful.