For Swagpi
So to celebrate 50 followers, if you are a follower you can request either a short story or an art by me! This one is for Swagtastic98!
:3
Foxpai sat at her computer, flipping her hair fabulously. Because she was incredibly fabulous.
She then heard a knock at her door. Narrowing her eyes, she stood and trudged all the way to her door, groaning in annoyance. It was so hard to walk all the way from her computer to her front door!
And guess who was at her door?
Well, I'm waiting?
Go ahaid and comment your guess.
I'll wait.
*whistles the Miraculous Ladybug theme song*
Seriously, go comment.
Okay, I'm pretty sure you did it already, so Foxpai opened the door to none other than -
Doge!
Gotcha, didn't I?
Foxpai ghasped! How could this be? Doge had come to destroy her home? She couldn't let Doge do that.
"Many house. Much destroy." Barked Doge, and Foxpai Shouted
"Foxy, let's go pirating!" And held up her wrist, which held a pretty bracelet. And before Doge's eyes, Foxpai transformed! She now had a red mask with an eye patch, amber eyes, and wore a red suit with red fox ears and a red tail! She narrowed her eyes intensely and used a her hook hand to slice Doge clean in half!
She laughed mechanically, but stopped when she saw a girl with brown hair, ice blue eyes, a white mask and suit with a grey heart on her chest, white cat eats and a tail behind Doge's limp body.
"Swagpi! Good to see you!" Said Foxpai, smiling and stepping over Doge's body.
"Doge was my friend..." said Swagpi sadly. Foxpai sighed.
"Sorry. " She said, and tipped back her head and shouted "BILLY!"
A loud fart noise was heard, and Billy flew out of the ground while spinning. He turned and looked at Foxpai.
"Ye" he said, eyes narrowed.
"Revive the peasant Doge." Commanded Foxpai. Billy held out his hands and Doge came back together and became alive again!
Billy started spinning and sunk into the ground, with a loud fart noise like the one before.
Foxpai used her hook to climb up the roof with Swagpi using her staff which extended and unextended.
They sat down on Foxpai's roof, watching the sunset.
"So." Said Foxpai, looking at Swagpi. "Who do you like?"
Swagpi looked shocker, and before she could respond a swarm of butterflies flew out of her mouth. Foxpai fell backwards off the building.
The butterflies dissapear, and Foxpai climbed back up with a large amount of twigs and leaves in her hair.
"Wanna go to Disneyland?" Asked Swagpi. But Foxpai shook her head.
"Let's go to Sweden!" Shouted Foxpai, grabbing Swagpi. A loud fart noise sounded as the two flushed over to Sweden.
"Look it's your boyfriend!" Squealed Foxpai, pointing to PewDiePie who just so happened to be walking around outside for no reason whatsoever like in every fanfiction about YouTubers being shipped with OC's or readers.
Swagpi froze in place, and felt Foxpai push her towards PewDiePie. He looked at them, confused because that's what he does for a living.
And then like in every x OC or reader PewDiePie asked her for her number because Marzia doesn't exist and then the next day they met up and kissed and crap.
Foxpai meanwhile was totally NOT stalking Markiplier in LA, and also NOT hanging pictures of him in her room.
She creepily watched from his window, floating because that's what stalkers do, (no shut up DUSKIE this isn't true irl. IM NOT A STALKER AND I AM NOT ALIEN) and watching as Jeff The Killer climbed in and tried to stab Markimoo but suddenly Chica came and bit his butt and he died and lived happily ever after the end.
YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE SWAGPI
SWAGDIEPIE IS A THING
AND I HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO PUT
FIRSTLY
FIREFLY
FIRE
FIREDOG
HOTDOG
CORNDOG
CORN
PORN
DOOR
DOORKNOB
KBOB
COB
CAKECOB BLACKCOFFEE
APHMAU
SKYDOESMINECRAFT
ROSS
SEPTICPLIER
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