White tubby P.O.V

I hummed buzzed and ordered another glass of wine. "Not even drunk yet" I hissed, slamming the glass down on the table.

The female bartender I had never seen before merely refilled my glass with a smile. "Y'know toots I could have sworn I've seen ya...you look familiar" I hummed putting a elbow on the table.

"No...I don't think you and I have ever had a face to face chat before...I would have remembered..." they hummed, cleaning another glass.

Before I could say anything they interrupted me. "Isn't that purple tubby a friend of yours?"
They asked, pointing to the entrance to the bar.

I hissed as said figure came closer and sat down at a stool next to me. "What do you want bitch? Can't a guy drink alone in peace without your annoying ass?"

I hissed, beckoning for another drink. "Well this is a public bar, plus I wanted to be able to laugh at your wasted pathetic ass" he sneered back. I held my wine glass and rolled my eyes.

"If anything we both know you are going to get drunk first bitch" I laughed, swirling my wine around.

"We'll see about that slut!" He hissed at me before ordering whiskey. "Doll I'll have you know I'm still a virgin, so I'm no slut" I said, before taking a drink of my wine.

"Well your dressed like one" I rolled my eyes at that. "I'm sorry last time I checked we are off work therefore I can wear what ever the fuck I want" I sneered.

"Well you look gay dude" he said before chugging his whiskey. I rolled my eyes to that. I notices my win was empty and saw it be refilled. "Thanks kid" I said to the bartender.

(Le later)

I hiccuped and laughed, my arm around the stupid purple grapes shoulders. "Yyyyknooooow you *hic* are pretty *hic* hooot when your *hic* not being an asshole" I laughed.

"Did I ever tell *hic* you I *hic* liked your asssssss?" I hummed drunkenly and smirked at him.

"You...PERVERT!" I then fell off the stool laughing. "Wellll I caaaant help *hic* it you wear clothes that *hic* make your ass look even better" I saw two tinkys in front of me as I was dizzy and laughed louder.

PL P.O.V

I smirked and watched then talk to one and another. I put my elbows on the bar and my head in my hands as I just watched them flirt with each other.

I then almost screamed happily when tinky kissed white and tried not to be a total fangirl and remain cool.

They let go of each other and laughed drunkenly. They then started talking about lovey drunk stuff and I was eager to find out what would happen when they went back to work and had hangovers about this.

I was thankful I had a picture of the kiss so I clued leave a copy and both their rooms and see how they deal with this.

"Oh this will be fun"