No one P.O.V

"Finally!" The white furred tubby would exclaim with a smirk on his face, His face showing joy along with pride. "Off that stupid Island...." he chuckles, setting his hands on his hips As he looked at the night sky above them.

"Our home isn't stupid fuckwad.." a low growl was emitted From behind him, a paw set on his shoulder and gripping it rather tightly.

Instead of wincing at the pain that erupted From his shoulder he merely smacked the other's paw Off his shoulder lightly, Turning his head to look at the large figure behind him.

"Relax You overgrown Grape I meant nothing by it..The island's great as a home and all...-" before he could finish his train of thought a pink furred tubby Would Come up beside him, Holding her paws up to try and ease the other. "But White tubby just really Missed the life he knee outside of the island and is excited to get back to it.."

The pink furred military woman quickly covered for the white furred other with ease, Looking at the infected Beings who stood behind The top hear wearer.

The tallest of them all scoffed and Rolled his hidden pupils that many doubted even existed. "What's so great about these other places That top our home.."

Tinky would glare down at the white tubby below him, His eyes showing Nothing but judgment and anger, though a tone of defensiveness was clear in his voice.

"Well...Why don't I show ya..?" The white furred tubby Spun around, A smug smile still on his face as he looked at the crowd behind him, A rather mischievous Look dripping into his smile.

"White tubby....if you even think Of saying what I think your about to suggest...." Anne was not at all hesitant to pull her gun from her pocket, Her eyes narrowing and a slight scowl drawing her mouth into a thin line.

Guardian's smile quickly melted into a pout, frown mix. "Awww Anne you really gonna be a damn party pooper On their first Day in the city life?" He scoffed at her, His arms crossing as he glares at the girl.

"Yes because your idea of fun is dangerous and I hate having to drag you out when you get wasted!!" Anne's voice would raise, her other fist that didn't hold the gun balling from her growing rage.

The main four watched as a full scale verbal fight was unleashed in front of their eyes, Having quite mixed reactions to it all.

Tinky honestly wanted something to much on or stuff his face with whine he watched this play out, finding it rather entertaining.

Po didn't really appreciate The words and insults guardian threw out at Anne and honestly Kinda wanted to punch him-

Dipsy Was just trying to figure out what all was going on, as the situation itself was rather confusing to him and new words he didn't know were being dished out Every 3 seconds.

Laa laa was rather intimated by the fire like energy she saw go through the two and was currently hiding behind One of the blue furred tubbies who had accompanied them on this adventure.

Eventually one of said Blue furred tubbies Had enough and quickly Stepped in between the two bickering tubbies, Shoving them apart with a small frown on their face.

"Your making yourselves look more and more like idiot's the longer you fight....so how about you just settle your dumbass argument Right here with some coin flip or something...If you don't have a coin improvise with something else.." The blue tubby grumbled, Setting his paws on his hips.

The white and pink tubbies would glare at eachother for a moment longer before guardian smirked and looked down at the Tubby who stood in the middle of them. "Nice idea ron...That settles our debate.." Guardian moved out of the way, pulling A coin from his pocket with a small smile, his smirk now gone. His Smug aura was still very much there however.

"Fine....heads..." Anne stepped back, Shoving her gun back into it's proper placement and putting her hands in her pockets. "Tails for me then.." Guardian then quickly flipped The coin into the air, All eyes locked onto it as it came falling back down.

A slap rang out as guardian slapped his hand over it to hide the coin upon catching it, His eyes never once leaving Anne's for even a second.

With a lift of his hand Anne quickly groaned in disappointment, Pulling the bottom of her eyelids in annoyance at what fate lady luck had given her.

"Looks like I win.." Guardian stuck his tounge out at the Lady in front of him before putting the coin back in his pocket, Hee gaze going to the others who had been watching this entire fiasco from the beginning.

"Looks like I'll be taking you guys to your first bar!"

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"Ugh..." Anne's nose scrunched at the smell of strong alcohol along with a couple other things that filled her senses as she sat down at the bar counter.

"You know I hate bars Guardian.." She murmured, Glancing at the white tubby who was casually drinking from a bottle of what looked like whiskey.

"Relax Will ya..?" He huffed, Setting the bottle down and crossing his arms.

"I get your worried about any perverse pieces of shit...but I made sure to choose a place that's willing to turn a blind eye to someone tazing the fuck out of Some creeper...plus they'll throw him out and beat him up or some shit.." Guardian shrugged at this as he spoke, sparing a reassuring look towards the other.

"Also if your worried about your girlfriend she's got you to defend her ight...pretty sure she would burn someone for doing something...but Your here to keep her safe right?" A small teasing look cane onto his face this time and a chuckle left his throat When Anne angrily punched his shoulder.

"She's not my girlfriend you living cotton swab... But thanks I guess.." Anne stood up, Nodding to walten before going through the bars in search of the red haired tubby.

"Now to answer that questioning look you've got all smeared on ya face..." Guardian spun around in his seat, Setting his drink down for a moment to rest his arms on the wooden counter.

"This place we in is a bar...you come here to drink or just overall enjoy yourself..and some come here to drown their problems out with alcohol so they can forget about them until the mext morning.." The white tubby would take a swig of his drink, beginning to fiddle with the bottle afterwards.

"And some come here just cause getting drunk is fun and they feel like doing that crap...." Guardian finshed off the last of his drink, Adjusting his hat soon afterwards. "Any other questions I missed?" An eyebrow would raise at tinky who had been silent this entire time.

"...No..." the response was a simple one, though it seemed like there was a second part yet to be finshed. "Though..you do seem like the type to get...what's the word....wasted...in here to...'drown our your troubles..' as you put it.." Tinky smirked, a rather evil looking grin on his face.

"Jokes on you my life isn't that sad but nice try.." Guardian chuckled, Setting his bottle aside as he ordered a second drink for himself, Though tinky noted he ordered two drinks this time.

In a couple of minutes a drink was set in front of tinky, And another One in front of guardian.

Tinky stared at the drink Curiously, Tilting his head slightly As he picked the glass up. "What is this...?" He asked Guardian, Staring at the multi colored drink in his hand. The drink itself was a nice amber color, Brown on the bottom that fades into a bright orange yellow like tint.

"That is beer...figured if your going to try alcohol For the first time..that was a decent place to start..in my opinion at least.." guardian responded rather slowly before Taking a sip of his own drink.

The purple tubby continued to stare at the drink for a moment before Bringing it up to his lips, rather hesitant to try this.

"What the fuck!?" Tinky did a spit take, A look of disgust rather evident on his face.

The white tubby Would chuckle, Swirling his own drink in his glass as he watched this happen. "The first taste of It is always weird But you get used to it as you keep going.." He would set down his glass finding this situation rather amusing.

"Why would you put yourself through that...it tastes horrible.." Tinky scoffed, Setting his glass aside, as he definitely did not Want to try that drink again.  The taste of it had been rather bitter along with other things tinky felt as If he couldn't quite describe other then that it was disgusting.

"Why do you eat custard..that stuff is nasty as shit too.." Guardian scoffed in rebuttal, picking his glass up once again.

Instead of answering the giant purple tubby merely stared at the other in silence, his void like eyes narrowing at the white tubby who calmly stared back.

"How....would you...know...unless...you...Touched......MY....custard!?" The purple tubby's voice would raise, An angry scowl being shown on his face.

Normally the white tubby probably would have fled in fear during situations like this, however the alcohol in his system left him eerily calm. Was he quite tipsy yet? No not really, but The Amount he had consumed Was enough To calm him and Kill off any sense of fear of danger he held.

A vulnerability That internally he hoped tinky wouldn't figure out. He doubted he would though since it seemed the purple infected tubby knew absoutely nothing about the substance or the affects it had on people.

For this he was rather thankful.

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"For now I think Booking a hotel would be best...till we figure out our living situation here..the hotel seems the most fitting in case we feel like heading back to the island..." Tobby would state this to the other non infected who were standing around him.

The infected main four Seemed to just be enjoying the different sights or new things they could look at.

Tinky Found himself sitting on a bridge railing, staring down at the ocean below his feet in a calm silence.

Po was staring out at the bright lights of the city, In awe of all the colors and lights.

Dipsy Was more or less silently debating pushing tinky off the bridge And make him land in the water, Currently standing beside ron however.

Ron was to nervous to move, though occasionally glanced at tobby as a silent plea for help. Not that he hated dipsy or anything but he still was a little scared of him at times. He didn't want to be cut up into pieces after all.

Tobby just ignored Ron's silent plea's, His gaze focused On the yellow tubby who stared at the sky above, The girl twirling herself around as she looked at the stars.

Laa laa was In awe at the ability of being able to see such a clear sky with no trees or things blocking her view of the glowing lights.

"That works...how are we gonna get to one though...none of us have a car right now at least I think..." Guardian grumbled slightly as he noticed This.

"What happened to you having a driver's license Guardian.." Anne snapped, Her foot tapping against the ground impatiently with loads of annoyance.

"Oh I don't know Raggedy Ann Maybe It's because I've been trapped On an island for 10 years!?!" He exclaimed With a growl, Grabbing the front of her shirt tightly. "How exactly did you expect me to keep renewing My license when I was trapped on that fucking Hellhole!!" He snarled, beginning to shake the girl back and fourth.

"You could have just said That you didn't Have your license right now And end it there!" Anne snapped, Punching guardian rather harshly in the face and sending him stumbling back.

Before The white tubby could say something back as rebuttal he was cut off By Tobby grabbing their shoulders tightly.

"Wha-" Anne went to grab tobby's wrist, However finding herself Unable too as what happened next happened rather quickly.

Both her and white tubby's head were soon slammed together, Surely bruising both of their foreheads in the process.

"If you two knuckle heads Don't Stop arguing about pointless shit I'm going to throw both of you off of This Bridge right fucking now.." While this was said quietly It didn't change the effect it held On the two previously bickering tubbies.

"Okay..okay I'll calm down..we'll stop arguing...and just get to a hotel...somehow.." Guardian would back away, His paws held in the air as a way of asking for mercy.

"I'm not gonna apologize for what I said...cause I still stick by every word...but I will apologize for causing a scene and losing my temper.." Anne muttered out, Rubbing the now forming bruise on her forehead.

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"Everyone hurry up and pick your roommates..-" Guardian grumbled, Leaning against the wall. Usually he would have made A few jokes about it all but He now was starting to have a splitting migraine and it really both made him want to sleep or To Snap at someone.

Proably both would suit his mood right now.

"I'll go with him-" Dipsy would point at Ron who gulped slightly at this, Ron's smaller form beginning to shake slightly.

Po would nod at his choice, understanding fully why he chose what he did. Po and dipsy had broken up a couple days ago and neither was really looking to spend any time together. No harsh feelings towards the matter itself but both agreed that they weren't exactly comfortable with the notion of sleeping in the same room.

As well as the fact that neither of them wanted to Spend time With Tinky as both still rather heavily resented What had happened to them. They wouldn't say it outloud but their actions always passed the silent message Along just fine.

"I'll Go with Him..." Laa laa was the next to speak up, However her voice was rather timid as she seemed either scared of something or Just anxious over all.

Tobby looked up from the ground, Hiding a smile when Laa laa picked him to Share a room with.

And as he expected Tinky was fuming silently over the idea, To which Tobbby figured was the reason laa laa refused to look up and meet his eyes.

"I'll go with Po if she's alright with that.." Anne glanced at the taller red tubby, having caught on quite some time ago about the Mood towards tinky.

Po didn't respond verbally, silently nodding towards the pink tubby, her gaze locked onto her quivering friend like sister, Slight concern showing in her red eyes.

"And that leaves You and Mr.Always Angry-" Anne was quick to smirk at Guardian, her tone becoming a rather teasing one.

Guardian merely scoffs at her, Ignoring her teasing As he goes to the room That He would be forced to share with the purple infected tubby who was still silently seething behind him.

As he opened the door to their hotel room the first thing he noticed brought a rather vengeful look to his face.

"That pink haired Bitch-" he cursed under his breath before shoving past the Purple tubby.

Guardian was not at all surprised that everyone had gone to their rooms by now.

"HEY REJECT CHWED UP BUBBLEGUM YOU HAVE SOME FUCKING NERVE!" Guardian stormed down the hallway, His fists balled up tightly.

Tinky found this amusing though he also was confused as too why the tubby was so angry at the other. Trying to figure this out he would quickly Look inside the hotel room, An eyebrow arched slightly.

That was when he saw it, on the middle of the hotel room was only one single bed, It was very neat and nothing was really wrong with it.

Other then the fact tinky would have to share a bed with white tubby, to which that he didn't like so much....who was he kidding he didn't like the idea at all.

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"So...I'm gonna guess from earlier that you and Ms.Sunshine are having some trouble in paradise..?" Guardian would glance at the much larger tubby who sat across from him.

Thankfully they has been able to get a new room that had two beds Instead of a single one, So to hell with the up charge it was well worth it.

"....Broke....up.." Tinky eventually murmured out slowly, Leaning against the backboards of the bed. His arms would cross and he would scowl slightly after the end of His sentence, The scowl turning into a much bigger One as he continued to think. "Their fault.." he spat as he remembered the two beings who still resented him the most.

He had no evidence that they had actually suggest she break up with him but he sure as hell didn't care for that. He knew they still hated him and the more he thought about it the angrier he got.

"All...their...faults...she left me..."

Tinky had begun to growl, His fists balled up as he grew angrier every second.

"Look..There's other women out there alright....?...There's plenty more ladies who would present dig ya and it's just a waste of time To sit in heartbreak and mull over it forever.." Guardian would sigh, adjusting his hat for a moment.

"How about you and I head to a club or something tomorrow..You'll be able to find Yourself a Rebound or at least get some attention from pretty ladies and be able to forget about Your issues For a bit.." white tubby would offer this in Hope's of bringing the other out of his angry storm.

As to why he wasn't quite sure.

It could be that he Didn't want his "roomate" to murder him because an angry tinky was not what he was willing to deal with.

It could also be that he had been in this situation time and time again and knew how it felt for multiple reasons, Or because he possibly Cared about how the other felt?

Nah he doubted it was the 3rd option. But he wouldn't throw it off the table entirely though.

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Guardian watched As What he had predicted would happen came to fruition, and he wasn't the least bit surprised by it.

Girls in the club were all over The larger purple tubby who seemed to be enjoying all the attention, smirking down at the girl's who pressed up against him, merely absorbing The seemingly endless Praise and affection.

"As I expected.." White tubby would shrug, focusing back on the drink held tightly in his paw. "At least there's less of a chance of me dying again or getting my dick punched off again-" he let out a slight bitter chuckle at this.

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"Soo-" before Anne could finish her sentence A paw was quickly slapped over her mouth.

"If you are Here to tell me I'm gay or ask if I am I would highly appreciate you shutting the fuck up and turning your ass back around, going back where you damn came from" It was clear that White tubby was rather annoyed right now, His tone and eyes being clear evidence of such which was odd for him usually since Anger wasn't really one of his moods.

"I wasn't going too-....why would anyone Ask you shit like that...?" Anne tossed his paw off her mouth, Raising an eyebrow At the other.

Instead of answering her, White tubby inhaled, Bringing his paws up to his mouth before opening his eyes and looking at anne. "Remember How I told ya I took Tinky to a strip club?"

"I mean yeah..?" Anne was at first rather confused but then it dawned on her that White tubby was going to speak in short sentences and wait her reactions out before speaking again.

"Bartender Saw me staring at Him while girls were drooling on him-"

"Annnnndddd?"

"And I quote....You gay ain't ya?"

Anne would sigh as guardian told her this, Face palming slightly. "And let me guess...someone overheard and pestered ya bout it...?" Her mouth pulled into a thin line as she massaged her forehead.

"Mhm.."

Anne would eventually raise her head up, A new question Coming into mind. "But..Do you see men off the table in general...? If you don't mind me asking.." Anne had her suspicions and she was rather curious about it, wanting to see If she was right or wrong.

"I mean..." Guardian would think to himself for a moment, folding his arms across his chest as he pondered over her question. "I...Guess not..?....I'm not really sure..." he eventually mumurs, his gaze being locked onto Anne's eyes Once again.

"Sounds like your Bi-Curious!" Anne eventually would exclaim, snapping her fingers with a smile.

"Huh...guess so...I'm going to think over it some more probably..later.."

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"Time sure flies by..." ron murmured, glancing over at the white tubby who seemed deep in thought. "So...The whole Bi-Curious thing...have you figured it out or still Pondering over it..?" Ron's voice was quiet but that wasn't overly new considering how much of a timid and reserved person he was.

Guardian glanced over at ron for a moment, Only sparing him a silent stare before he looked away. One that Ron was very much so intimated by as it scared the crap out of him when guardian was silent for long periods of time.

"I'm Bisexual..." he eventually speaks, Calming Ron's nerves once he did so. "Well......it's great that you've figured that out for yourself..." Ron would smile a tiny bit, eased by the fading tension.

Guardian would nod Before looking back at ron. "By the way short stack...How have you and the chainsaw manic been doing? Still scared of him or what?"

Ron nearly yelped in surprise at the random questions but he calmed himself down by reminding him that he should have expected that from Guardian. "I think we've reached a level where we understand eachother better......kinda like friends I guess...?"

White tubby would study Ron's face and listen to his tone for a moment, a smirk soon rising on his face. "You like him don't ya?" He chuckled teasingly, Watching his friend's face and voice falter, Ron's face Turning a rather bright red.

"Hey don't sweat over it...if your type Is Chainsaw obessed maniacs who are part fish then you do you....Or get him to do you..!" He snickered as he says this, elbowing ron who Screeched at him in response.

"GUARDIAN THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!" he screamed, Rather embarrassed over Guardian's lewd comment, watching the white furred tubby walk away as he screamed this.

"....FUCK YOU!" He eventually shouted after him, pouting slightly to himself as he tried to shove down his red face.

"SORRY BUT MY TYPES AREN'T BLUEBERRY TWINKS!" Guardian would flip off Rom as he walked away, snickering to himself still. He loved insulting people likes this- it was too much fun and always brought him into a better mood.

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"Uh...big man..do I got something on my face or...you secretly plotting on how to murder me again.." Tinky's mind was brought to attention As Guardian waves his snow fur like paw In front of his face.

Had he been staring at him a while? Yes most definitely. Was he about to lie about what the reason was? Of fucking course he was.

"I was trying to figure out why no girl's were going to you at the club.....I figured it out though...cause your ugly as fuck.."

Quickly after his response he turned away from the other, A little annoyed he had gotten caught Staring and had to be interrupted.

What was he actually doing? Like he would tell you. Was He checking The white tubby out? No.

No

No he swears he wasn't He was just seeing what Guardian was like when he wasn't being his usal dumbass self.

Yeah that's 100% the reason. No other reasons could possibly be true.

"Whatever...you know damn well that You only pulled so many chicks In the club because you have those steroid muscles..." Guardian scoffed, continuing to read his book without a current care in the world, not once Looking up from the white crisp pages.

"Plus...Girls aren't the only gender I pull..." This time guardian Glanced up at Tinky, a small smirk being spotted for a moment.

This response both confused Tinky and made him want to laugh at how smug guardian looked from behind his book.

Though to be honest...Tinky wasn't Really sure what their current "relationship" was but he did know he had grown a little closer to the other.

How he knew?

He murdered him a lot less frequently.....sometimes not at all-

Though it does Come in handy when your "acquaintance" spawns back after dying...even if that involves him having full memories of the murders.

And maybe he got an odd feeling when he saw the white furred tubby smile..

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