So, here's how it happened:

I got just the tiniest bit intoxicated one night and my friends were even more intoxicated (A/N: Not my real friends, fictional friends) and we made the stupid decision to summon demons... yep, bad idea, I know.

It didn't work so after the party was finished I got a sober person to drive me home.

When I walked in the house I planned to crash on the couch and watch some TV 'till I fell asleep but some demon with bat-like wings was sitting there, on my couch.

"Excuse me, that's my couch that your sittin' on!" I growled at it.

It looked up at me in surprise with red bloodshot eyes.

"Are you scared, Shakespeare?" it hissed.

"Scoot." I picked up and umbrella from the hat stand and began to poke it.

It frowned and got up.

"How drunk are you?" it asked.

I frowned and stared at the floor. I then spaced out and forgot the question.

I walked over to the couch and laid down and then flipped the TV on.

The demon stood there, not sure what to do.

"Do ya wanna make some popcorn?" I asked it.

"Shakespeare, what the-."

"Language!" I screamed at it.

It blinked, then turned around and went into the kitchen. A few minutes later I heard popping popcorn.

I surfed the channel and then found Dr. Who was playing on BBC.

The demon came in with a bowl of half burnt popcorn.

"Why did you summon me?"

"I'm drunk."

"That's not going to stop me from haunting you."

"Do you want to haunt me?" I asked, only half paying attention as my favorite doctor, the eleventh, and his sidekicks, the Ponds, tried to escape some weeping angels.

He growled and thew a fireball at the TV right as Amy got jump scared by an angel on a screen.

"Hey!" I yelled and chucked my umbrella at the demon.

It sniffed indignantly.

"Why won't you respect me?" it asked.

I threw the popcorn bowl at it and then settled down for a nap.

It began to scream at the top of its lungs so I sat up and began to scream louder. It went louder so I did. We were soon engaged in an all-out scream war that involved throwing of fireballs, pillow, portals to heck, and old happy meals.

Finally, the demon stopped and jumped into one of the portals. I continued to scream and toss stuff until I was done and then went to sleep on the couch.

And that is how I accidentally summoned my cousin, a demon, and then got rid of it.