Me: Diane and I, are going to The Little Rendezvous, tomorrow!

Diane: That's right, babe! *blows me a kiss*

Steven: Dude, are you seriously going out with that fat whale?

Trevor: *stomps on Steven's foot hard*

Steven: OW!!!!! *jumping up and down holding his foot in pain*

Diane: Hmph!

Me: He had it coming! Pay him no attention, babe! You're beautiful and skinny!

Diane: Thanks, babe! *kisses me*

Me: *turns into a wolf and howls*

Steven: What the heck?

Trevor: *stomps on Steven's other foot hard*

Steven: OW HO HO!!!!!!! *jumping up and down and holding his other foot in pain*

This story was written on Saturday, February 13th, 2021.

A/N Diane and I are Valentine's!!!!! We got our VD planned out!! ❤😘😘 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.