Steven: What I wouldn't give to date Britney Spears!

Me: Why?

Steven: Cause, she was born in 1981, like me.

Me: So?

Steven: I'll only date women that were born in 1981!

Trevor: Oh brother! Dude, you can date women, that were born in 1979, if you wanted to! Not just in 1981!

Steven: Like I said, 1981 women, only!

SkittishReflections: Moron! For your information, Britney Spears is a celebrity! Do you know any woman that was born in 81, that is not a celebrity?

Steven: Not really.

SkittishReflections: But, Trevor is right! You can date any woman you want! Date a woman that was born in 1983, or something!

Steven: I said, 1981!

Carter: Shut up!

This story was written on Wednesday, March 3rd, 2021.

A/N Steven should date a woman, that wasn't born in 1981! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks