Steven: Any plans for Easter?

Me: Easter isn't this month. Only Palm Sunday, and Passover are. March 28th.

Steven: And so is Easter.

Carter: Dude, have you even looked at the calendar?

Steven: No.

Carter: Oy! *facepalm* You're such an idiot! Easter is next month! Sunday, April 4th! Two days after Good Friday, which is Friday, April 2nd! You get me?

Steven: I think so.

Carter: The last time Easter was in March, was back in 2016.

Me: That's correct.

Steven: Mother's Day is this Sunday!

Carter: You moron! It's in May!

Steven: Oh.

Carter: You need to educate yourself more! Go back to school!

Steven: I already did! I graduated in 1999! Those were the days! I remember, when I was in my cap and gown, walking.....

Carter: Alright, shut up! We didn't ask for your life story!

Me: Exactly!

Steven: Fine, then.

This story was written on Wednesday, March 3rd, 2021.

A/N Steven is an uneducated moron! He needs to do some research! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.