you have been warned.... my entry glaceon346

onse oopon a tem, der wuz a smol turd name ern. ereen loafed to fite tietans and be a dick.

one day OH NOSE DA WALL MURIA CAPSIZED! AHHHHHH! ponic REEKT throh da peeps of da wol, but eeren was unafarid! He brervly, ot stoopidly, loookd da ttan in itz werdly shapped iz and yeeled

"YOU STOOPID LEETLE BATCH! I TOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAHP HAVING SECRET GEET TOGEDERS WIT WALL MERIA! BAT YOU LITTLE FRICK! YOU NO LISEN! KNOW, UOU PAIIIIIII!" he sayd wit a shoomy sord in hi hand. he cooled on his geerlfriend, Micasaaaaa, amd she brufley come to him, eit a ehole army of mikaseagulls fooloweemg herr. Da army wuz annoying as freeck and keept saying "EREEN!" over and over again. Den Mikasa called on het BA coosin Levy, and he came looking high af. Ern den bit his leg, and trnsfoomed inyo a....

MASSIVE TOYTAN CHICKEN!

mecasa turned reed frok his chicken abs, and was almost reenderd unabl to feet. den Leveye slapped her unteel her face wuz read from pain.

"GEET A HOOLD OF URSELF!" he sayd. Meecuhsa nooded and stood up, rooning staright at da toitan, just as it was about to sook Eren-Chicken up his butthole.

"NUUUU EREN! U ARE NOOT GOING TO BE SUCKED UP A FRIGHIN TAYTANS BUTTHOLE!" she croid shoving her sord in the titans butt insteqd.

the toitan scremed wit a mghty RAGE as tye sord pentrated its butt. ern took advantage of dis, and turned around so his butt faces the toitan.

"EAT MY POOOO!" he said, as chickn poo flung from his federy butt. tye toitan rered as poop flung into his eyes. levy den leaped uo and took out sum bleach amd tide, and poured dem in the totans ryes.

"U LUUK LIEK UOU MEEDED A QUICK
CLEAN! LUCKY I AWAYS HAVE BLEACH AND TIDE!" he colled. the toitan den passed iut and died, and rye person inside wuz none uddrr den youre very own

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE!

ern screamd ar Thomas

"YOU DIC, I TOUGHT YOU WRR MY FREEND! YOU HEELPED IN TEMS OF NED AND YOU WER A TANK OF HONOUR! EHAT HAPPENED?" erm said trnsforming bacm, and slapping Thomas. thomas croied

"im sry, butt i HAD TOO! i wiz bein blackmalled by a rhinocerous! he threatened to injure my beautifoll tank!" he said

"YOU SELFEESH @$*%!!" Meksa said. levy flipprd off tye bastard, and weny kn his merry way, probs to make out woth Petree.

ern flipped him off too, and went to miksa,

"WE DID EET!" he yelled. and another victree was under da Weengs oaf Fredoom.