Okay so we all know that Bill Hader plays Richie, Bill Hader also played a character on SNL called Stefon! If you don't know who he is just watch the video. It'll make more sense if you know the character.

"If you are just a germaphobic homosexual looking to find some sexy hand sanitizers. Then I've got just the spot for you!" Richie was currently playing as Stefon, a well loved character of his. But today was special, very special, he and Stefon had a plan.

"New York's Hottest Club is, 'Don't touch me, I'm sterile!'" Richie said with a deep voice, a shocked expression splattered on his face. He went back to his normal position.

"Originated in Howie Mendel's basement. This germ free clean club is managed by a male prostitute who is also a Robin impersonator, Penis Grayson." He paused to laugh at the dumbass joke that just came out of his mouth.

"This place has everything! Dancing, Food, Drunk Muppets! There's even a VIP room for Biddy Babies."

"What's a Biddy Baby?" Sitting on the other half of the table was Seth, Riche's companion in this skit.

"It's like, an old person who still for some reason looks like a baby." Richie explained, confused by this but he was holding it in.

"Can it be a baby who looks like an old person?"

"No, we call those Cutie PaCodgers." A smile slipped onto Riche's face as he covered his face.

"You can enjoy much more than that! Is that Melissa McCarthy!? No! It's a bunch of little white 9 year olds who wont stop saying the N Word over XBox liVE-" Richie wheezed, breaking character. Who the fuck came up with this? What does it have to do with Melissa McCarthy!? What the hell!?

"Wow. Sounds...fun?" Seth mumbled, chuckling a bit.

"I do have a special guest who has been to this club themselves. Oh my gosh, it's Richie Tozier's boyfriend Eddie Kaspbrak!" Richie gasped, Eddie who was in the audience panicked.

"Wh-..What?" Eddie mumbled, as the spotlight shined on him.

"Come on up here, Spaghetti!" Richie yelled, Eddie awkwardly stood up and walking over to the set.

"The fuck do you want, Richie?" Eddie asked, crossing his arms.

"Chill, I just wanted to say a few things Mi Hombre." Richie smiled, standing up from the desk and towards Eddie.

"This is going to sound really gay, I mean real gay! But I've been thinking a lot and I'm very sure I want to spend my last moments with you. Sure you can be a BATCH but most of the time I never think about that, I guess I really focus on being with you. God that's cheesy but I mean it, I really love you and I hope I showed it enough." Richie nervously chuckled throughout this small speech, Eddie couldn't even make a sound. He was shocked.

"We already have Rebecca, why not seal the deal? You wanna get married?" Richie asked, a ring box in hand. Eddie was frozen, he just stared at Richie, not responding. The smile on Richie's face dropped. Maybe Eddie didn't want to be with him? Maybe he finally fucked up for real this time?

"Say YES!" Stan yelled, who was at the side of the room with the other Losers. Eddie finally managed to push a response out his mouth.

"Yeah!" He croaked, Richie smiled as clapping hands surrounded the room. Richie placed the ring on Eddie's finger as he planted a kiss on his lips.

"No homo, tho."