Shorty Shorts

Tommorow I'm going on a Field Trip to Florida House :>

Also I'll talk about sume gud news at the end of the story

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Normal Talk

Texting

Darca:Hey blood

Bloodmare:Yeah?

Darca:Abcdefghiujklmnopqrstvwxwz

Darca:I put U & I together

Bloodmare:(Sitting next to Darca.)Darc?

Darca:Yeah?

Bloodmare:You misspelled "Desperate"

(Omfg GalacticWolf152 I can't breath XD)

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Madness:Have you realized that Tom & Jerry was a amazing scheme to get kids to listen to classical music....?

Sweetie:(Laying next to Madness.)IT IS 5 AM.GO.TO.SLEEP.

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Toca:Hey Mad?

Madness:Yes?

Toca:I bought this rainbow glitter nail polish and it says "Sinful Colours #PRIDE" and I don't know if this bottle of nail polish is with us,against us,or both....

Madness:Toca why....

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Sweetie:Hey Toca,We bought fooo....Why to you have three different flags in you're room.

Toca:(Has an Irish,Swiss,and American flag in her room.) Because I can,and why the fuck not?

Sweetie:.....

Sweetie:Can't argue with that...

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Sweetie:Mad,what the fuck are you doing???

Madness:I just drank some nail polish so if I drink nail polish remover will it all go away?

Toca:Madness uhhhhgggg

Madness:tHIS IS SERIOUS YOU TWO----

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(Warning:⚠⚠⚠A SHIT TON OF HAMILTON UP AHEAD!⚠⚠⚠)

Madness:(Dressed as Aaron Burr)🎶And the world's going to know your name!What's your name,man!?🎶

Toca:(Dressed as Alexander Hamilton)i waSN'T EXPECTING YOUR TRICK QUESTIONS---

(Okay I need 2 peeps real quick.)

1. Thunder_Maze parDON ME ARE YOU AARON BURR,SIR!?

I'm not sorry

2.And Glitch_is_fangirling this is just too amazing for you to be left out X3

Also,how are you today?

In fact,how is everyone today?I wanna know,I'm just curious.I'm doing pretty well myself,and I hope you all are well too!)

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Toca & Darca:(Walking up to Madness and Darkness,giggling.)

Madness:Why are you two giggling!?You hate each other!

Darkness:I don't feel safe anymore....

Toca:Okay Darc....One!

Darca:Two!

Both:Three!

Toca and Darca:¡Inmigrantes, hacemos el trabajo!

Madness and Darkness:(Looking in a Spanish to English book.)"Immigrants,we get the job done"

Madness:I don't get it...

Darkness:(Throws book out of closed window.)MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

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Toca:Yo Mad I realized that in the Hamilton AU is the only AU where Madness acts more sophisticated than Toca....

Madness:HEY!

Galactic: It's true!

Toca:Okay Madness,explain this joke to me;There are 10 types of people in this world.Those who understand binary,and those who don't.

Madness:Uhhhhhh...

Toca:It is a joke used by those who are savvy in mathematics. The joke is funny because it makes the point that the person saying the phrase only understands the decimal system, which relies on numbers in groups of 10. The binary system relies on numbers in groups of 2. If the speaker of the phrase had been able to understand binary, he/she would've said the phrase correctly, "there are 2 types of people...".

Madness:FUCK!

Toca:Exactly, Madness

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This was long so it ends here

Also our school is gonna have this field trip and it's basically we help run a Baseball game I guess and I we were allowed to perfer jobs and I got my most preferred job,FIRST AID LIKE HOLY CRAP!

I literally had a little celebration in class when I was told I was the medic :3

Yeah well that's all I have to say,and boi :>

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