More Eddsworld shit
Yep
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Tord:So I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 for 5 minutes
Tom:Tord that's not how you bake cookies
Tord:oR AT 400,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND
Tom:TORD DON'T
Tord:I WILL HARNEST THE FUCKING SUN TO BAKE THESE COOKIES
Tom:TORD P L E A S E
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Matt:EDD THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE,TORD IS SHOOTING THE DISHES,AND TOM IS EATING A TOWEL!!!!
Edd:I'm busy!Call 999 or something!(Continues to watch Netflix whistle petting Ringo.) -w-
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Edd:What would you do if you had to live in the states and have Trump be your president?
Tom:(Starts playing guitar.)(Play the YIAY up top.)
Tord:🎶Move to Canada!
Tom:🎶Move to Antarctica!
Tord:🎶Move to Australia!
Tom:🎶Move to the U.K.!
Tord:🎶Move to Netherlands!
Tom:🎶Move out the universe!
Tord:🎶Move to any country that's not USA!🎶
Edd:You don't have to move out because of Trump.Think about different ways to co-op...
Tom:🎶Move to Mexico!
Tord:🎶Move to Germany!
Tom:🎶Move to the Moon!
Tord:OR PRAY
Tom:🎶Move to Alaska!
Tord:🎶Move to North Korea!
Tom:🎶Move to Mars!
Tord:🎶Or just move the fuck away!🎶
Edd:You two are hopeless...
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Edd:WHOMST'S'VE WANT SOME INTELLECTUAL C🅾CA C🅾LA
Tord:Edd,do us all a solid
Matt: It's all we ask.
Tom:Promise.
Tom,Tord,and Matt:NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
Edd: UNDERSTANDA🅱LE HAVE 🅰 NICE D🅰Y
Tom,Tord,and Matt:Edd why...
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Tord:Oh my dear lord the number 14233221 describes itself....
Matt:(Drops hand mirror in a frozen shock.)
Edd:(Cuddles up into a little ball made of an existential crisis.)
Tom:(Chokes on Smirnoff for a moment.)cOMMIE WHAT THE SHIT!?
Tord:It has has one four,two threes,three twos,and two ones....
All 4:AAAAAAAAAAAAAA---
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Tom:Shoot for the moon.And if you miss it's okay---
Tord:Just a gentle reminder that the moon is 3,475 km and you couldn't have fucked up more!
Lil' Edd:(Has a look of terror in his eyes.)
Lil' Matt:(Crying.)
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And now
I connect memes
To Eddsworld Pictures
The first
And hopefully the last.
Paul:who da fuk toucha da child!?
Tord:cAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
RUN
DUNADUNADUNA
(Beautiful song impression.)
Oh boy.....
Edd:(OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON I ASKED FOR HELP AND NOW I'M HERE I CAN'T WITH THIS GINGER LORD THANK YOU AND WHY AT THE SAME TIME!)
Matt:Heh,you okay~
Edd:(I AM TOO FUCKIN' GAY FOR DIS SHIT)Nhhhhhhhhh......
(Sounds of gay whining.)
Edd:Oh boy...Sure is warm in here.....
Matt:(eDD YOU ARE SETTING ME UP FOR SMUT COMMENTS LIKE SMOL CHILD----)
Edd:anD I WAS LIKE "BITCH CATS ARE ADORABLE" AND HE TRIED TO EXPLAIN HIS FAKE SHIT ASS FACTS HOW DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS AND I BITCHED SLAPPED HIM!
Matt:mucch tru,mucch tru
(WHY IS THIS TO MUCH FOR ME--)
And just sum memes:
^^^THIS NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME
Hey look a mistake of my own
See I acknowledge you guys exsitence
I also appreciate it
So I'm like Mithzan
I appreciate your exsitence!
Please don't sue me!
Whoops,I created dis,oops---
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