Fun times w/ Toca

Toca:Madness I have music issues

Madness:How so?

Toca:(Singing along with:

Madness:I don't see the---

Toca:(Raps and acts out Logan's part at a dangerously perfect pace and speed.Oh and SHE DOESN'T FUCK UP THE WORDS AT FUCKING ALL)

Madness:Holy fuck... That's the most geeky rap I've ever heard.

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Toca:(Having a coughing fit that sounds really painful in front of everyone.)

Gal:WHAT DO WE DO!?

Madness:BITCH SHE NEED SOME MILK!

(That just describes what happens when one of us gets sick.)
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Bloodmare:(Playing a piano song to Darca.)🎶Everybody gets tired! Specifically today I'm just tired of you!🎶 FUCK---

Darca: -_-'''

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Galactic:🎶I want to adventure in the great white somewhere!🎶

Toca:You can do that any time you want

Galactic:🎶But not today because I'm tired!🎶

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Okay so Floor is Lava animatic that I would make if I had the time/resources

(Note: Basically the floor is lava and Toca and Galactic/ GalacticWolf152 are on two twin beds just chillin')

Why Gal? Because she's da best :3)

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Toca:We should order a pizza...

Gal:But I'm cold....

Toca:Rock paper scissors?

Gal:Yep

Toca and Gal:Rock paper scissors,shoot!(Toca wins with paper on Rock.)

Gal:(Reaches for the home-phone but accidentally drops it into lava.)

Toca:HOW.LOVE,HOW.

(Intermission.)

Gal:(Trying to sleep.)

Toca:Hey!Hey!Gal!No sleeping!(Throws a pillow at her.)

Gal:(Throws a shoe at her.)

Toca:(Gets smacked in the face.)OW.

(Another intermission.)

Toca:(Cuddling with Gal.)Is this cheating?

Gal:Did you step in lava?

Toca:No.

Gal:Then there's your answer.

Toca:Night Gal

Gal:Night Kitten

(They fall alseep.)

(Galactic appreciation intermission slide :D)

Gal:Can I have one?

Toca:(Holding a giant pile of pillows.)NEVER!!!

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(Back to the normal things! :D)

Toca:(Playing Injustice 2 against Madness.Playing as Harley Quinn.)

Madness:(Playing Joker.Geats absolutely creamed.)Toca!Pick someone you didn't play in the last game!

Toca:Fine!(This time,plays Starfire.)

~One rematch later...~

Madness:(Still gets beaten.)FACK!

Toca:(Snickers at the raging fox's rage.)Mad,I've been practicing for about 3 days straight!Bro Bro,back me up!

Crow:(Drinks a giant sip of tea.)Yep.

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Toca:(Has a blue hoodie on like in dis picture:

Toca:(Sits down on the couch and starts to watch YouTube.)

Madness:(Drinking a can of soda.Stops when she sees Toca.)What the fuck are you wearing and where can I buy it!?

Toca:Oh sorry Mad but this was a birthday present from Lyn...Darca....I meant Darca..(THAT'S REALLY FUCKING DEPRESSING TO ME IDK ABOUT Y'ALL)

Madness:But it's like Tom's...!You can't make excuses anymore you've watched Eddsworld!

Toca:Yeah....But it's really warm and it was a gift and---What are you doing?

Madness:(Has the last of mountain dew can.)GIVE UP THE HOODIE!

Toca:You wouldn't dare!

Madness:(Opens the can.)

Toca:(Summons a giant sledge hammer that I'll draw later.)New melee weapon!Nice, ain't it?I hope you like it because if you sip that Mountain dew it'll BE THE THING TO BASH YOUR HEAD INTO YOUR NECK!!!

Madness:You're a lover,not a---

Toca:(Bashes Madness in the gut.)Ha!(Pets Mei and Karachu as they walk by.)

Madness:THAT REALLY FUCKING HURT(Grabs her stomach in pain.)but not as bad I originally thought.

Toca:(Glitches over and grabs the can mid-air.)I'll be takin' that!(Glitches back onto the sofa and starts to watch YouTube again.)

Madness:(Still clutching her gut.)A little help!?

Toca:(Summons her staff and heals her up.)

Madness:Hmpt!(Walks away.)

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(Later that day...)

Toca:(Training with her new hammer.)Ha!(Throws her hammer at the training dummy.)

Madness:Heh.(Relaxing.With a single finger throws a small lightning bolt at the hammer.The hammer is knocked off course and breaks into two pieces.)

Toca:NO!SOFIA!

Madness:(Watches as Toca runs to the broken hammer.)You named your hammer?You can give a weapon a real person's name!

Toca:(Repairing Sofia.)What'd you name that tazer-pistol I gave you then?

Madness:(Takes a big sip of soda.)Gun.(Shoots all the training dummies in the head as little electric sparks hover around the dummies.)

Toca:You've been training!

Madness:Yeah,what's you're point?

Toca:Revenge plan for Sofia!(Snaps her fingers and they're glitched into a training 1.v.1 room.)

Madness:Is this really---

Galactic:1,2,3,fight!Kick her butt,Kitten!

Toca:(Summons her glitch-pistols.)Better start running!(Starting aiming and soon firing.)

Madness:HOLY GUACAMOLE ON A DONKEY!(Starts running across the room and soon starts running lightning fast circles around Toca.)

Toca:(Summons a now wrapped-up hammer/Sofia.Swings her hammer and bashes her hammer into Madness's circle.The effect to this cause is Madness tripping and falling over.Toca then tries to base Madness with her hammer.)

Madness:(Grabs the hammer and throws it across the room and she stands up and races over to the hammer.)

Toca:(Toca tackles Madness.)This is for my hoodie!(Punches her.)This is for my drink!(Punches her again.)AND THIS IS FOR MY BABBBYYYY!!!!!(Punches Madness again REALLY HARD.)

Galactic:(Blows a whistle.) That's enough,Kitten! You've done your share!

Toca:(Glitches over and picks up Sofia and hugs the hammer.) It's okay Sofie,Madness won't hurt you anymore!

Galactic:(Helping Madness up.)Since she got that hammer back she's been giving it more love than me.

Toca:I heard that!(Glitches over and puts her arm around Gal.)You coulda just said something,Snow!(Giggles.)Wuvvv you!(Boops her on the nose.)Boop!

Galactic:(Giggles and boops her back.)I love you too,Kitten!

Toca and Gal:(Giggles and cuddle each other the whole way back upstairs and onto the couch,where they watch a movie.)

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Madness:Hey Toca,since you drank the last bit of your soda do you want some Cola---

Toca:(Somehow already in the kitchen.Her hoodie also turned green somehow.)I'll be taking one of these please and thank you!(Takes one of the two Cola cans that Madness is holding.)

Madness:Well okay then that settles that.....

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Toca and Madness:(Talking.)

Toca:Wait a minute...(Smells alcohol on Madness's breath.)GASP!THOUGH HATH SINNED!(Smacks Madness with a full and very real copy of the Bible.)LEARN ABOUT BREATH MINTS!

Madness:Ow!That almost hurt as much as your fucking hammer like why NOW are you questioning my sinful ways!?Plus I was curious since it was a tropical beer...You Floridians and you're colourful bud-wiser......

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Madness:Hey Toca?Gal?

Toca and Gal:(Cuddling.)Hm?

Madness:I have some questions about Florida...

Gal:Sure,shoot.

Madness:Is Disney Merch a common thing for you guys to see since your like a town away from Disneyworld?

Toca:In a week I see maybe two Disney shirts from random strangers.

Madness:Oh and what about the artist situation?

Toca:Three words for ya Mad.

Toca and Gal:Ringling.Arts.Institusion.

Madness:Oh shit boi

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Sorry if you find a few typos here and there, there's legit 1161 words and there is like to long for me to check I started writing this like 2 weeks ago.....Boi

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