I have a bunch of Eddsworld one-shots so enjoy this filler for my next chapter full of song parodies

Note these are all either at school or after-school because these are all based off true events

Also note I changed these up from platonic events to romantic events(I swear I'm good GF)

THIRD NOTE If you don't ship EddMatt or TomTord well......Still read because their cute and I need reads like plz ;w;

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First:TomTord,"Trampoline"

Tom's POV

Me and Tord were walking home after being on the bus after school."Hey,Jehovah's witness! I've got a suprise for when we get to my house!"Tord chirped."You sound like a happy person.Stop it."I said.He chuckled.We got to my house,almost as a pit stop,we stopped and drank some soda.I grabbed my plastic harpoon that I made when I was five.Suddenly I heard the door slam shut and I saw Tord riding on my bike.I could tell he was laughing.I basically ran outside."COMMIE GET THE HELL BACK HERE!"I basically screamed.I could hear his laughing fit.I blushed.I ignored it and chased him down.I threw my plastic harpoon at him and it hit him in the face.To not crash he stopped the bike and jumped right the hell off it."Aha!Victory shall be mine!"I yelled and grabbed my bike.Tord was sitting down in defeat but he still had a smirk on his face."Why the smug look?"I asked."Well I just realized that we both fell.I fell of your bike and you fell for me!~"He said and winked.I felt my face go hot."Oh you probably need a band-aid.Could have scraped your knee crawling outta hell."I said,jumping onto my navy blue bike smiling down at Tord.He rolled his eyes.He stood up and I rolled my bike slow enough to the point where Tord could sorta speed walk and keep up with me.

Suddenly he ran into some bushes.I rolled by and look in the bushes whilst still going forward."Tord?"I called."BOO!"I heard a Norwegian accent yelled.I let out a squeal......Never said it was a masculine squeal.Tord basically fell onto the sidewalk laughing."Screw off."I said he got up.

We continued walking until we got to the 3 houses before Tord's house.He motioned me to stop,which I did.I tied my bike to a tree with my bike's pad lock I keep in my pocket."Thomas,close your eyes!"Tord said cheerfully."If I do your gonna shoot me or push me off a cliff."We both laughed."Just close your eyes!"He said, slightly whined.He even used puppy dog eyes.I groaned and closed my eyes.He grabbed my hand which made me blush heavily."Okkkkaaayyyyy anndddd OPEN YOUR EYES!"He said,letting go of my hand.I opened my non existent eyes to see a light red FUCKING TRAMPOLINE!"HOLY ROSTER IN A TOASTER!"I shouted, pointing at the trampoline.He giggled at my reaction.He went over to a plastic table and took of his hoodie.He was wearing a black,Brian Regan 'Nunchucks and Flamethrowers'."No hoodies allowed on the trampoline.I instantly paniced.Not only was I self-conscious about my body and I was wearing a stupid "Kitten Shopping" shirt which was already bad enough.

Tord's POV

I saw Jehovah's Witness suddenly tense up when I said no hoodies."What's wrong...?" I asked."I-I'm wearing something stupid...You're just going to make fun of me for it...."He said.I swear I saw him tear up.That made my heart shatter.I walked up to him and lifted his head up."Hey hey,I would judge you!Not in public or when you're upset...."I said slightly wandering off.I looked back at him and smiled.He snickered at my words."Okay,okay fine!"He said still giggling.I blushed at his adorable giggles.He stepped back and set his harpoon down on the table and took off his hoodie.And he had tHE MOST INNOCENT SHIRT ON EVER.I felt my face light up like a campfire.He chuckled and dragged me into the trampoline.

3rd person

Tom and Tord spent all afternoon hanging out with eachother.When Tom had too leave Tord gave him a quick kiss on the cheek and sent him on his way.Let's just say Tord felt like the sun and Tom ate dinner lovestruck and smiling like an idiot.

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Second:EddMatt, Anxiety Sucks

(Warning:Contains excessive Anxiety mentions and I guess a bit of OCD)

Third POV

Edd and Tom walked to class together since they were on the same bus together.(Hey SkyNhh you're welcome.You owe me one or I'll change it with my magically writer powers.)They walked into class and we took our seats.Tom sat next to Tord,mainly because he had long answers he could understand.

Edd sat next to Matt.They just naturally enjoyed each other's company.Besides Matt was ambidextrous are Edd was right handed so if Edd ever needed extra space Matt could simply change which hand he was writing with easily.Plus Matt and Edd liked the same snacks,so occasionally Edd will give Matt a candy bar or a lollipop and vise versa.Sometimes Tom and Tord would do the same with the one food snack they could agree on.

Potato chips.

One day Tom,Tord,Edd,and Matt were outside,basically LARPing when suddenly....

EDD'S POV

I knew it was coming.I could feel an Anxiety attack.Tord,Tom,and Matt were all having fun and I felt myself breaking down from not eating enough and just heavy anxiety.I sneaked away and ran to the field next to where we were and I just fell over,crying and just suffering alone.I could barley breath.It hurt so so much.

I felt hot tears stream down my face with violent thoughts pounding in my head with words that felt like knives stabbing me.

"Wait guys!E-Edd!?"

Oh no....Not him....

Matt!

He was the one person I didn't want to see me suffering like this.I heard three pairs of footsteps run up to me....Then I felt the lost of food not providing enough engery to keep me conscious fade away I felt myself helplessly faint...

Matt's POV

I leaned down towards a now fainted Edd.Suddenly a wave of worry fell over me."Edd!?Edd,wake up!"I almost shouted.I could here his breath and it sounded sickening wrong.Suddenly Tord pulled my pocket mirror out of my pocket and focused the sunshine on Edd.He slowly gained his consciousness and when he realized what was happening he seems to panic."D-don't look at m-me!"Edd said.It broke my heart.I wrapped my arms around him.

Edd's POV.....Again

My breath hitched as Matt hugged me.I just hugged back and started crying all over again.Tom dragged Tord away before he could squeal.He rubbed circles on my back to calm me down and it worked.I eventually stopped crying."Edd,do you want to tell me what's wrong and what happened?You don't have to but sometimes telling people how I feel about something it can make me feel better."Matt said)asked.I sniffled and looked up at him."I-I felt an anxiety attack coming on.I-I knew it so I sneaked off so I could cry and let my emotions out but it must have used out all the energy I had left and I-I..."I couldn't finish my sentence since I started to tear up again."Shhhh.... It's alright Edd...Did you not have energy because of your eating habits....?"Matt asked.I felt shocked."H-Huh!?H-How did y-you!?"He interrupted me."Edd,you need to eat more.I almost never see you eat a bite of food EVER.It hurt my heart when I saw you without your hoodie on.I could almost see your ribcage and it really hurt my heart to see you like that.To see you like this..."He said.I looked up at him."Hey Matt?"I asked.My heart raced and pounded."Yes Edd?"He asked.I leaned in closer and so did he.Soon there wasn't any space between our lips.

Third POV

Edd and Matt kissed for 20 seconds but to them it felt like an eternity.Edd smiled at Matt."Thank you for caring Matt."Edd said,fully calmed down at this point."You're welcome,Edd.Now c'mon,Tom and Tord are probably waiting for us in the cafeteria."Matt said, standing up while also helping Edd to his feet and helping him for a bit until he regained his full balance.

They sat together at lunch,leaving Tom and Tord confused to why they were acting all lovey-dovey towards each other after what just happened.

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And finally,TomTord:Couch Cuddles(This one is for the Opposite Day AU)

Tom's POV

I was on the couch with a bowl of gummy bears watching Netflix Stand-up Comedies because it always made me laugh.I saw Tord walk into the kitchen behind me and grab a cup of water.He sat down next to me and together we watched comedies together,just laughing and hanging out.

I was getting later but I really didn't want to get up."Heyyyy Tordsie!"I chirped.Tord blushed."W-What?"He asked nervously.I giggled at his nervousness but not in a mean or rude way.I genuinely found it adorable."Could you go get us a binkie(OD!Tom's word for blanket) for us pretty please?"O asked with puppy dog eyes.Tord smiled and said "Okay" and got up and came back with a red and blue puzzle design that I gave Tord for Christmas.He sat down again and patted the space next to him.I giggled and cuddled up next to him.He put the blanket over us and I cuddled up to him more,getting extremely cozy yet tired.

Tord's POV

I heard a small yet cute yawn come from next to me.I felt my shoulder get heavier.I looked over to Tom to see he had fallen asleep next to me,still cuddling me.I felt my cheeks burn up like the bright t.v in front of us.Speaking of the t.v,I turned off the t.v and picked up Tom bridal style and took him to his room and set him down on his bed and cuddled up next to him.It really was a swell day.

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OH MAH GOD THIS WAS MADE IN A DAY AND THERE IS OVER 1,000 WORDS LIKE IT WAS 4 ONE-SHOTS

Also should I make one-shots for other fandoms?Lemme know and I'll see what I can do!

Also plz note that I'm working on another chapter and a project

Also I CUT MY HAIR :D

(Runs hand through hair without it stopping from tangles.) That's the first time I've been able to do that in three years....

But honestly I cut off about 2 or 3 inches of hair off!

This was the picture that it was based off of:

Also when we walked inside the Great Clips where I got my hair cut it was playing my favorite part of "Shape of You" playing so yay :3

M'kay so boi .w.