1. You're reading this
2. You're thinking about how you're reading this
4. You're alive
5. I skipped 3
6. You went back to check
7. You're thinking of how 5 isn't something to do with you
8. You are now informed that one doesn't count
9. You're now ready to be done with this bullshit
10. You're done with this bullshit.

11. You scrolled down just to see this.

12. Now you're thinking I lied about 10 things I know about you,and you're right.