My name's Jack but you can call me Mango! This book is filled with worthless fucking shit so reading this book is fucking pointless. Also I'm mentally unstable so yeah...and here's a famous quote most people who don't give a shit say "Shit happens!". If you like weird shit,this is the best worst fucking book for you! So...are you still reading or are you taking a shit? I'm just gonna type random shit in this book while you're sitting on your fucking toilet,taking a fucking shit! But you're most likely just reading this like any normal person would. (If you think I'm normal,I'm fucking not! I'm suuuuuuuuuper weird! So...you're still reading,huh?)
Why the hell are you reading this? Plz tell me why u are reading dis shit!?

Scroll down motherfucker!

Come on!

More!

A lot fucking more!!

Really?

Why the fuck are you still reading?

...Aren't you bored?

You know you can do better shit than this?!

Fuck,my fucking head! I know you don't give a shit!

Well,this is it for the first part,I guess! Have a nice fucking day,motherfuckers! :3