GUYS I NEED TO YAP MORE THIS FANDOM IS CONSUMING ME-

In a good way, but still.

Another table of contents because why not:

Also there's a bit of HB mixed in here because why not.

1: Colorblindness?
2:  Redeemed Angst
3: Fallen Angels
4: Songs
5: Stolitz
6:  My Kins
7: Ships (HB)
8: Ships (HH)
9: Fandom

(No gifs, but I'll try to add in random pictures for every one.)

1: COLORBLINDNESS

Alastor headcanon incoming:

Deer have colorblindness, meaning they can only see shades of blues, greens, and some shades of yellowish green. (I think, Im not 100% sure)

So I headcanon that Alastor stated freaking tf out when he got into hell because all he saw was blues and green, while the rest of his vision was gray and black. He eventually found Vox and the other Vees, and was drawn towards him because of his blue screen (like a deer in headlights) and they ended up becoming friends before Alastor basically friendship dumped him.

2: REDEEMED ANGST

I got inspo for this from a comic I saw-

The way I would actually kill a guy for the animators to make a scene where Angel gets redeemed, and as he's basically getting sucked into the portal to Heaven, he's desperately crying out that he doesn't want that and even though he deserves it, he found peace down there and doesn't want to leave it all behind.

Kinda like this:

*Casually throws angst at you*

"No!" Angel cried out, feeling his feet lift slowly off the ground. "I don't want to leave!"

He could hear a chorus of voices in his head. It'll be okay, you'll live. Up in Heaven is better, right?

"I don't want to be up there!" He exclaimed in fear, staring down at his new-found friends below.

Husk was the one closest to him, and Angel desperately grabbed onto him as the portal came closer and closer.

"Don't let them take me! I like it down here! I don't want to go!" Angel pleaded. Husker just stared back at him.

"Angel, you're being redeemed!" Charlie's shocked voice finally sounded as she found the words to speak. "Go! Go to Heaven! For all of our sakes!"

Angel felt his grasp slowly losing its grip on Husk as the portal began to inch towards him.

Husk just stared blankly. "Do me a favor." He told him dryly, but Angel could tell he wanted to say more. "Wait for me up there, will ya?"

Angel felt himself get pulled up into the portal as Husk took a hesitant step back, letting go.

As the portal closed beneath his feet, Angel threw himself onto the floor. "Seriously! Let me down there! I don't want to be here! I like it down there!"

An angel, who he assumed to be a Seraphim, loomed ahead of him. "It'll be alright. Heaven is much better than the filth down there."

"I didn't actually want to get redeemed!" Angel shouted desperately.

"But you are here now, and that's all that matters." Sera dipped her head towards him.

Memories flashed in Angel's head.

But they matter too.

DID Y'ALL LIKE MY ANGST I SPENT SO MUCH TIME ON THAT-

Anyways. I would literally murder for that scene actually animated.

3: FALLEN ANGELS

Saw someone say Emily would be the next fallen angel, and I disagree. I feel like she will be the only thing holding Heaven together in the end, and the one reconnecting them with Hell in the future.

Idk. Just a thing.

Also saw someone say that Alastor was a fallen angel-

Girlie did we watch the same goddamn show-

4: SONGS

In all honesty, the songs can be cringy at times. So I've compiled a list of the songs ranked best to worst.

1 is best, 16 is worst. Obviously. Also these are all my OPINIONS- so feel free to make comments but don't hate for everyone's sake.

1: Finale (c'mon. You know why.)

2: More than Anything (best father/daughter duo for life. #suckitbitches)

3: Loser, Baby (literally the best huskerdust content I could have ever asked for.)

4: Stayed Gone (biggest flex, I can speed through the part Vox sings without any mistakes-)

5: Hell's Greatest Dad (it's in the top 5s, but only by a bit. It's a bit overplayed as it is used a ton as background music on HH videos on tiktok and Instagram.)

6: Ready For This (great song, loved Rosie and Alastor's part because you could really see how much of a duo they are and how preppy they can be-)

7: Happy Day in Hell (this one never gets the recognition it deserves, it's a good song.)

8: Respectless (sounds like a literal Disney Villan song. No one can say that doesn't sound like something from Encanto or some shit-)

9: Poison (yes I did put poison below Respectless. Cry about it. It's better than addcit, but still a bit boring to me.)

10: Hell Is Forever (it's alright. Not really the best but not the worst. Live, Laugh, Love Alex Brightman though.)

11: It Starts with Sorry (nearly despised this song for a solid week or 2, grew to love it after the season ended.)

12: Whatever It Takes (alright. Kinda bad, but it's okay. I think Vaggie's voice sounds a bit high pitched in this song.)

13: You Didn't Know (it's alright, I guess. I liked Lute's part a ton but I didn't really care for Charlie and Emily. Looked like a mfing gacha video)

14: Out for Love (okay. Just okay. Sounds like a pop song. Just that's it. It's okay.)

15: Welcome to Heaven (just a bad song. The beat is good, but the lyrics suck ass and WHY WAS HE MOANING-)

16: More than Anything (reprise) (this is the reprise guys not the original. I hate how they couldn't even think of a short original song for Charlie and Vaggie's emotional moment and just recycled a song from before.)

Extra: the stupid ass poison remix. Its giving FNF vibes lmao like seriously. I never liked any remix. I don't know why. They just kinda piss me tf off.

5: STOLITZ

To be fair, technically Stolitz is spelled wrong. It should be Stolitzø.

Don't come at me. That's the actual technical spelling.

Anyways. Stolitz. It's okay. I never really liked how Helluva Boss was centered around them. I like Stolas and Blitzø as characters, but their relationship is a bit forced on us.

Can't say I'm not excited for the Full Moon episode, though.

6: MY KINS

Pookies, here's a list of my kins. :D

Rate how concerned you are for me in the comments on a scale of 1-10.

- Blitzø
- Stolas
- Husk
- Pentious

These aren't the worst kins, I know. But y'know, they're kins.

I kin Blitzø for the way he desperately wants love but can't seem to stop pushing it away when it comes towards him.

I kin Stolas because I'm probably gonna end up in a situation like him when I'm older. (Not the cheating on his wife, but the whole 'i love you, do you love me back?' situation)

I kin Husk because he always puts his friends and family's needs first, and puts himself last.

And I kin Pentious...because Pentious. He's just there, but he's a kin. I promise.

7: SHIPS (HELLUVA BOSS)

Rating Ships!

1: Stolas x Blitzø: 8/10. A little overrated. But overall, good.

2: Fizz x Ozzie: 10/10. I hated Crooked as a Song, but they literally love each other and compliment each other perfectly. Healthly relationship goals.

3: Moxxie x Millie: 9/10. Underrated, for being main characters. They deserve more attention, and have some good scenes together.

4: Loona x Bee: 4/10. okay. It's okay. Maybe if Bee didn't have a boyfriend.

5: Loona x Vortex: 6/10. It's okay. Again, if Vortex didn't have a girlfriend (Bee), I would ship them more.

6: Bee x Vortex: 8/10. Looks like a nice relationship, really friendly with each other.

7: Fizz x Blitzø: 2/10. I see them as brothers. I know they aren't brothers, but I see them as brothers more than boyfriends, y'know?

8: Octavia x Loona: 1/10. IF THEY WERENT LIKE...SOMEWHAT HALF-SIBLINGS, IT WOULD BE AROUND 7/10. I know they aren't technically related, but still. I also saw someone call their ship name 'Owling at the Moon'. Cute.

8: SHIPS (HAZBIN HOTEL)

Rating More Ships:

1: Charlie x Vaggie: 10/10. Underrated. Petition to change their ship name to Fallenstar. It's just better.

2: Huskerdust: 10/10. I love slow burn, maybe I'm bias. But I don't care. 10/10 bitch.

3: GuitarSpear: 6/10. I can see it happening technically, but it would never be canon. Maybe a crush, but not fully cannon.

4: Cherri x Pentious: 8/10. What's their ship name again?? Whatever.

5: StaticMoth: 5/10. Okay. Val still doesnt deserve anyone, not even Vox.

6: Radiosilence: 8/10 I like the one-sided version because it shows Alastor's ace-ness.

7: Radioapple: 4/10. With all due respect, no. I can see it happening, but not the flirty shit people think. I SAW FANART OF THEM DOING IT AND NOW IM TRAUMATIZED-

8: RadioRose: (Alastor x Rosie) PLATONIC, PEOPLE. PLEASE. 10/10 PLATONICALLY.

9: FANDOM

this fandom is as braindead as a carrot I swear-

THE THEORIES PEOPLE COME UP WITH DONT MAKE ANY SENSE.

"Alastor's a fallen angel!"

GIRLIE HAVE YOU NOT HEARD ABOUT SOMETHING CALLED A METAPHOR???

"Brainrot."

WHY? GIVE ME A GOOD REASON, NOT JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT LIKE IT.

"Valentino isn't that bad!"

WTF GET AWAY FROM ME-

Anyways that's enough of me yapping. 1631 words. Wow.