i keep on seeing people say "as a child whenever i saw water droplets on my car window i pretended they were having a race!"

BRO WHEN I WAS I CHILD I PRETENDED THE WATER DROPLETS WERE PEOPLE'S LIFESPANS AND WHENEVER THE DROPLETS MADE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE CAR WINDOW I ALMOST ALWAYS WHISPERED "it finally died!" WITH AN EXPRESSION SIMILAR TO :D ...