Ik the show is cringe but I used to watch it a lot sooooo yeah! I will only use the Titans in this btw

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Beast Boy, dramatically: They called me a fool. 

Raven, sick of Beast Boy's shit: They weren't wrong.

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Cyborg, texting: Don't worry, I have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come get it!

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Starfire: Can we go out to get icecream? 

Raven: Did you ask Robin? 

Starfire: He said no. 

Raven: Then why did you ask me? 

Starfire: He's not the boss of you.  

Raven, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Robin: Guys where did Starfire go? 

Cyborg: She got arrested. 

Robin: How the hell- 

Starfire: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people. 

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Raven: Am I going to far? 

Robin: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Starfire: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke? 

Cyborg: I only like dark humor

Starfire, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle? 

Cyborg: 

Starfire: An IMPASTA!

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Cyborg: Two years ago, I married my best friend. 

Cyborg: Raven is still mad about it, but me and Beast Boy were drunk and thought it was funny.

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Robin: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

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Beast Boy: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That's just not cool or groovy.

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Beast Boy: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: 'I am very proud of you. Love, Robin'*

Starfire: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: 'Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.'*

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Cyborg: How did you break your leg? 

Beast Boy: Do you see those porch stairs? 

Cyborg: Yes. 

Beast Boy: I didn't.

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Raven, teaching Robin to drive: Okay, you're driving and Starfire and Cyborg walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? 

Robin: Oh, definitely Cyborg. I could never hurt Starfire. 

Raven, massaging her temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

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Robin: All of your existences are confusing. 

The other Titans: How so? 

Robin: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Robin: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. 

Beast Boy: Did Starfire say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? 

Robin: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Beast Boy: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on himself*

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Starfire: Can I ask a dumb question? 

Raven: Better than anyone I know.

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Beast Boy: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. 

Robin: Well, that was entirely predictable. 

Beast Boy: One of them punched a gang member. 

Robin: Raven? 

Beast Boy: Cyborg, actually. 

Robin: Oh, that was going to be my second guess. 

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Beast Boy: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test! 

Cyborg: Ok, Beast Boy, I'll give you one more question before you go. What ended in 1918? 

Beast Boy: 1917. 

Cyborg: ...You're ready.

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Cyborg: Hey, Beast Boy? Can I get some dating advice? 

Beast Boy: Just because I'm with Raven doesn't mean I know how I did it. 

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Ok that's it for now lmfao 

I used to love this show. Now it's just cringe to look at yet nostalgic and it has much meme potential lmaooooo