Master Frown is a legend ngl. I used to simp for him

Master Frown: Brock, you've been cuddling me for almost an hour now

Brock, muffled: mhmm :>

Master Frown: Fuck, I should be mad but you're adorable 

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Puppycorn: Do you ever think? Because I do not

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Unikitty, explaining why she's not allowed to cook:  I put the noodles in the pot and put the pot on the stove and turned the burner on high. Turns out you don't put noodles in marijuana and I almost burnt the whole castle down.

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Hawkodile: You have to apologize to princess Unikitty!

Master Frown: Fine

Master Frown: Unfuck you or whatever

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Unikitty and Puppycorn: *making loud, shouty gorilla noises at each other*

Feebee: 

Richard, exasperatedly: We have a guest

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"I love you"

Puppycorn: Thanks!

Richard: Oh no

Unikitty: *cries* I love you too!

DrFox: Aww, for real?

Brock: Aww I love you too homie

Eagelator: Sounds fake but ok

Hawkodile: *a flustered mess*

Master Frown: Can I get a refund?

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*Brock recording whilst Master Frown and Master Papercuts are arguing* 

Master Frown: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO! 

Brock: *wheezes like a tea kettle* 

Master Papercuts, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab him. 

Master Frown: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? 

Master Papercuts: It's my favorite movi- 

Master Frown: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, PAPERCUTS! 

Master Papercuts: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y- 

Master Frown: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!

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Richard: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet

Unikitty: No, please don't! I have a family!

Richard: 

Richard: What?

Unikitty: I need to feed my Neopets

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Unikitty: Are you busy?

DrFox: Yes

Unikitty: Cool, listen to this-

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Unikitty, leaning over to Richard: Rick has no idea I'm high

Richard: Wait, you're high?

Unikitty: Oh, I'm sorry

Unikitty, leaning over to Puppycorn: Rick has no idea I'm high

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Puppycorn: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a coward

DrFox: I'm worried about you

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DrFox, holding a rock: Hawk just gave me this rock and told me "you deserve the moon, but all I can give you is this rock"

Unikitty: If you don't marry him, I fucking will

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Puppycorn: Unikitty and I were crossing the street and this guy drove by and honked at us

DrFox: What did you do?

Puppycorn: She chased him to the next red light, reached into his window and-

Unikitty, walking in: Who wants a steering wheel?

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DrFox: *does a twirl* Ok everyone! I think we'll need to organize a game plan.

Unikitty: Agreed DrFox! Thanks for that twirl, it was lovely! Now check out mine! *does a twirl too*

DrFox: Whoa, hold the phone! That was brilliant! 

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Unikitty: Ok, you CORNor

Puppycorn: What?

Unikitty: Your CORNor, like HONOR, but with CORN! Just a joke

Puppycorn: Ohh-

Master Frown: That joke alone should be enough to get you imprisoned 

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Unikitty: Do you want to play 20 questions?

Puppycorn: Sure!

Unikitty: What's your favorite color?

Puppycorn, lazer fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

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Yeah that's it for now XD