I found this in my notes on my school iPad. Some fly me to the moon parody 

Fly me to the moon


There my life will be so well


Because school and actually the whole world


Are making my life a hell


In other words 


I hate myself


In other words


I'm a piece of garbaaageeeee


Fill my heart with joy


Or I will fucking die


Because I am living


A motherfucking lie


In other words


Why am I alive?


In other words


I'm dead insideeeeee.....





*Humming the song while instrumental music is playing*





*Applause*





Thank you, thank you





*Walks off the stage and starts crying in the changing room*

Why did I make this again? Like, what mood was I in? I'm pretty sure I wasn't sad about my lover anymore bc this wasn't in freshmen year. Like- what the hell was going on? I don't hate myself anymore so I'm pretty confused on why I made this. I'm pretty sure it was satire but still.

What are some weird things you found in your notes?