*Vaggie teaching Angel Dust to drive and taking Alastor along for the ride*

Vaggie: That's a pothole. To the left!

Angel Dust: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Alastor, sticking his face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

Angel Dust: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Vaggie, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

Angel Dust: Country Roads.

Alastor: To the place.

Angel and Alastor in unison: I Belong!

Vaggie, crying harder: What the fuck? 

~

Blitzo: *picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone*

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Blitzo: Hey, no, you stay out of this, this is between me and Millie!

Moxxie: So Millie knows about this?

Blitzo, walking away: No, this is between me and me!

~

Blitzo: Please pray for Moxxie.

Loona: What happened to him?

Blitzo: Nothing, he's just very stupid.

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Moxxie: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

Blitzo: Eyy, homie!

Millie: But then there's cootie...

Loona: Die.

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Blitzo: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.

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Moxxie: Sir, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Blitzo: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it!

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Moxxie: Do we have any orange juice left?

Loona: *pours the remaining juice into her cup*

Loona: Sorry, we're all out.

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Blitzo: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Millie: It's kind of complicated, but Moxxie-

Blitzo: Got it. Forget I asked.

~

*Moxxie and Millie playing minecraft*

Moxxie: Oh no, oh no, oh no-

Millie: What's wrong? 

Moxxie: I did a thing.

Millie: You regret the thing you dID-

Moxxie: *screams*

Millie: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-

Moxxie: *screams again*

~

Angel Dust: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Charlie: Sleeping is nice.

Angel Dust: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I'm deciding to ignore it.

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Blitzo: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.

Moxxie: Sir, is that legal?

Blitzo: When the cops aren't around, anything's legal!

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Blitzo: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Blitzo: Not you Loonie. You're my baby and we're thrilled you're here.

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Blitzo: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Stolas: You and me!

Blitzo: *tearing up* Ok.

~

Stolas: Can I have some?

Blitzo, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

~

Charlie: All snacks are gone.

Angel Dust: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

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*Angel rushes by with an armful of water bottles*

Charlie: What's going on?

Alastor: Angel wouldn't drink water.

Charlie: ...And?

Alastor: And I asked him how fast he could chug an entire bottle.

Angel, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

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Moxxie: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-

Blitzo: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??

Moxxie: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!

~

Charlie: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Vaggie: Angel Dust, probably.

~

Blitzo walking into the kitchen and seeing all the limes peeled: Stolas, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Stolas, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

~

Charlie: Where are you going?

Angel: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

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Vaggie: Are you laughing at that video of Charlie and Katie Killjoy fighting?

Angel: No.

Angel: I'm laughing at the comments.

~

Stolas: Are you a cuddler?

Blitzo: I'm a machine of death and destruction.

Stolas:

Blitzo: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

~

Millie: You're smiling. What happened?

Blitzo: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Loona: Moxxie tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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Blitzo: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!

Moxxie: *Climbing* THIS PLACE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

~

Charlie: Oh Vaggie, we have a visitor!

Vaggie: Don't tell me it's Angel Dust.

Charlie: It's Angel Dust!

~

Blitzo: Get in, loser, we're committing vehicular manslaughter!

~

Okie that's it for now hehe