someone looking through wattpad:
"damn how much fanfics do you read? what the fuck is sanders sides? theres a lot of kiribaku...and tree bros...and boyf riends...theres actually a lot of ships. woah actual books? i'm not even suprised you ship shinkamisero. oh shit theres more. what the fuck is desleep? wow theres a lot of ships i've never heard of"

me: "that's enough"