difference between my friend and adults

friend: you're so mean. i dont like you right now
me: neither do i join the club
friend: ...we talked about this

science teacher: dont say that, you're special and i like you
me: *trying to hide in my hoodie* nooooo

substitute teacher: your amazing, except for the language you use and i'm sure you'll make it to heaven
me: ha bitch you thought. i dont even like myself so i dont think a judgemental bitch that gives girls pain every month is gonna like me

mom: love ya
me: i dont but i love you too