"I know nobody likes me, why do we need a holiday season to emphasis it." ~Charlie Brown

"If you want to fool the world, tell the truth." ~Otto Von Bismarck

"Laws are like sausages, it is
better not to see them being made." ~Otto Von Bismarck

"There is a providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children, and the United States of America." ~Otto Von Bismarck

"Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied." ~Otto Von Bismarck

"The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia." ~Otto Von Bismarck

"One day the great European War will come out of some damned foolish thing in the Balkans." ~Otto Von Bismarck, 1888

"Life isn't divided into genres. Its a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science fiction, cowboy, detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if your lucky." ~ Alan Moore

"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods." ~Albert Einstein

"The question that sometimes drives me hazy; am I, or the others crazy?" ~Albert Einstein

"If you can't be the best of the best, then be the best of the worst. If heaven won't let you near the gates, make sure Hell rolls out the red carpet."~Scott Wilhelms