Guess what this is about? I was bored and was reading some cringy shit and I wanted to make something like that but as a joke, so you'll see what this is about and I want you to see how this is cringy. Enjoy this shit.

Warning: I'm fucking tired so this may mame no sense and seems like I'm drunk but I just need sleep.

Jimin came back home (a/n: you must come back home) he took his fucking Jack'et off and put his shoes away like a normal person. He came up stairs (a/n: like a jirmal person) he walked into his and his boyfriend's room and saw that his boyfriend Yoongi. Ducking himself with his two fingers and with some stupid dildo.

"Ah! Daddy!" He moaned out making a dent on Jimin's jeans.

"Hello slag." Jimin walk in getting undressed as Yoongi stopped.

"When did you came here?" Yoongi ask as Jimin cheukle (a/n: I can't be bothered with life!)

"Baby, do you do this every time daddy has work?" Jimin ask as yoongi nodee.

"Fucking slut." Jimin said slapping Yoongi's thigh.

"Ah daddy!" Yoongi moaned out.

Jimin put his duck into Yoongi and started to choke him.

(a/n: omg, look how cool that is!!)

"Ah daddy, harder!" Yoongi screamed.

"You fucking slag wanted to feel plain a d feeling my dick around you?" Jimin smirk as Yoingi just moaned.

"Fuck me daddy!" Yoongi said as Jimin fucked him. (a/n: kinky ;) )

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Jimin got up and put his clothes on.

"Where are you going daddy?" Yoinginask

"Away." Jimin said as he started to leave but said one more word before Yoongi breaks down crying.

"Slut."

Thi fuejfk end.

So if you didn't get this what so ever. I don't ship yoonmin (no offence to anyone who does, it's just isn't for me, I love their friendship.) And I hate it when authors put (a/n:) in the middle of the story so I out it anywhere, I also put lots of typos on purpose this time, because some people do that. Also I hate when some people put a picture in the kiddle of a chapter.

So this is just like the people aka: authors that I hate. anywhere.

I'll update my Minjoon x bts tomorrow, why? It's 11:40PM in Scotland and I'm knackered right now but guess what? I ain't going to sleep.

Bye guys and so sorry if you do ship yoinmin and wanted yoonmin on this (sorry sweetie never gonna happen, but vkook might. I'm starting to shit that.)

Night 💋💕