Why the fuck not?

Hobi: Taehyung, did you see him!

Taeji: yes I saw Yoongi now can I please go back to my Jin?

Hobi: but I need your help to talk to him, Jin is his friend and you know him after all

Taeji: just talk to him, I bet he likes it if his crush talks to him instead of his best friend saying 'hey my friend likes ya'

Hobi: but I'm too shy for that, you know that. I was shy to even talk to your boyfriend for Christ sake!

Taeji: I'm not helping this time, talk to him.

Hobi: not yet, wait until I'm ready

Taeji: fine, but it better be quick

Hobi: how?

Taeji: Jungkook is trying to take Yoongi even know he doesn't notice that Jimin has feelings for him

Hobi: okay
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Yoongs

12K likes

Yoongs bored as fuck!

Taeji_ do something then you idiot

Yoongs Jin can't you handle your boyfriend

Jinnie no can do, he's right. Talk to something

Yoongs who?

Taeji_ Hoseok!

Yoongs who?

Taeji_ type in hobi and you can talk to him, he's nice

Yoongs fine, but he better not be like that Jungkook kid

Taeji_ I know right, he doesn't know that Jimin likes him

Kookie I hope you know that I can read this

Taeji_ shit

Kookie

20K likes

Kookie I found out that @Taeji_ is stupid

Taeji_ hey!

Jinnie don't call my baby boy

Kookie yuck

Jimmie_cricket you look cute

Kookie thanks

Taeji_ Jungkook you are officially blind

Kookie how am I blind?

Taeji_ that someone likes you!

Kookie really? Who?

Taeji: Jimin!

Kookie: yeah right, he likes that Namjoon guy

Taeji: no he doesn't, he loves you, but you are up Yoongi's ass to even know that

Kookie: I'm not up Yoongi's ass, I just like him

Taeji: he doesn't like you

Taeji: talk to Jimin, date him, fuck him

Kookie: fine, I mean he is a cute kid and fuckable

Taeji: don't need to know that

Kookie: go and fuck jin

Taeji: no I don't do top so Jin is fucking me

Kookie: bye!

Yoongs: hey

Hobi: hiya