So, a friend and I are texting and she's drunk and high and I'm sober cause I'm underage. She's 18. I'm 12 1/2 (yes bitch. on new years I became that age cause my birthday is in June. I think that's how it works...) This is more like conversations cause I don't want to make chapter after chapter for this.

Conversation 1

Me: If I shoot you, you die. You don't keep running or shooting

Friend: Running what?

Me: These Germans continue to run of I shoot them

Friend: Run Germans? Run?

Me: Lol. You sound like a confused kid.

Friend: Lol shut up. I am not a confused kid.

Conversation 2

Me: I'm leaving for a thing tonight. You can still text me.

Me: Fantasy is stuck in my head

Friend: That song is sex in my ears

Me: I don't know how to respond to that...

Friend: Don't respond, fuckk thinssss

Conversation 3

Friend: Hippos will rule..

Friend: Fuck zero. My wolf will fuck shit up.

Me: Wrong! Gnarly will rule.

Me: Lol. Yes it will

Um... imma post more soon. Too much scrolling on my phone...