Undertale: Pacifist run on crack

Frisk: *falls into underground*

Flowey: Howdy motherf*cker! NOW DIE B*TCH!!!

Toriel: SURPRISE MUTHER F*CKER!!!!! *Fireballs Flowey in the face*

Flowey: OH SH*T! *Flies off screen*

Frisk: What the actual f*ck just happen?

Toriel: Nothing my child. Now here's a cellphone. Buh-Bye!

Frisk: 0.0l|

2 Hours later...

Toriel: Oh! You finally made it here! I thought you died or something. Come inside. 

Frisk: Can I go home?

*Suddenly teleported to ruins exit*

Toriel: Fite meh.

Frisk: NAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO

Toriel: FITE MEH!!!!!

Frisk: no.

Toriel: Bye muh child. *Walks away*

Frisk: *goes through door*

Flowey: YOU STUPID IDOIT!!!! Later! ;3

Frisk: -_-

Frisk: *Walks*

SNAP!

Frisk: 0.0||| *Keeps on walking*

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH

???: Shake mah f*ckin hand bish.

Pppppppppppppppppffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sans: LOL U JUST GOT DUNKED ON!!!!

A few seconds later...

Papyrus: U r so f*cking lazy sans!

Sans: I got a skele-f*ckin-ton of work done today.

Papyrus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sans: Lololololol

1 hour later

Papyrus: your blue now! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!! 

Frisk: sh*t.....

A few minutes later

Papyrus: this date was awfully lovely but I show no feelings for you.

Frisk: thank f*cking god it's over.

Seconds later....

Sans: Evr knew a bish @ss flower.

Frisk: *Nods*

Sans: Psyche! It's an echo flower bish!

All of Snowdin: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Minutes later...

Mk: YYYOOOoooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Frisk: -_-

More minutes later......

Undyne: NNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

MK: RUN B*TCH! RRRUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frisk: *runs all da way to hotland*

Undyne: I'm melting!!!!!!!! Bleh......

Frisk: *Pours water on her*

Undyne: *Walks off*

Alphys: OMG IM SO NERDY I LOVE ANIME HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!!!

Mettaton: OOOOHHHHHH YEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!

Mettaton: QUIZ SHOW START. QUIZ SHOW END. BYE BISHES!!!

Frisk:......

Phone: ALPHYS: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!!!!! ANIME ANIME ANIME FARTS AND RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!

Mettaton: OOOOHHHHH YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Frisk: sshhhhhhhhh*************ttttttttttt.......

Hour later.....

Mettaton ex: OOOOOOHHHHH YYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Frisk: *le gaspu*  he so hot and fabuful!!!!!

Asgore: fite meh.

Frisk: no.

Asgore: too bad!!!

Frisk: nnoooooooooo!!!!!

Minutes later....

Flowey: YOU IDOIT ITS OWN OR BE OWNED HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

Frisk: *has a wtf face on*

Omega Flowey: huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue!!!!!!!!!!

Frisk: *tap*

Flowey: ......

Frisk: I spare u!

Flowey: *Runs away*

Flowey: load ur save to get better ending!!!!

Frisk: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *explodes*

Amalgamates: hekbsoabxiapabxoqobcieidbwibdhehiwbdiwibdsidwidndokwhdiwhdih........

Frisk: WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF!!!!!!!!!

More minutes later...... -_-

Asgore: it wuz noice to meet- *Gets fireballed in da face*

Toriel: dunt touch da hoomun.

Sans: hoi

Papyrus: hoi

Undyne hoi

Alphys: hoi

Flowey: SUP B*TCHES!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Asriel: hi. *evolves* sup bish.

*RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Frisk: ooooooohhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asriel: *mega evolves* mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Frisk: shet! frick! frack! f*ck!

Frisk:*Dies* *comes back to life*

Frisk: I save frands!!!! Now I save u!!

Asriel: no!

Frisk: YAS.

Asriel: nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! *SHOOTS MEGA RAINBOW* TASTE DA RAINBOW MUTHER F*CKER!!!!!!!

Frisk: no.

Asriel: *unevolves* I sowwy

Frisk: it k. *Hugs*

Asriel: *Breaks da barrier* k. Boi!

Frisk: Buh bye!!!!

Toriel: Can you stay with me?

Frisk: sure.

Toriel: *cries* yyyyaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

~the end~

[Wtf Did I just make??????!!!!!!]

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