Undertale: Pacifist run on crack
Frisk: *falls into underground*
Flowey: Howdy motherf*cker! NOW DIE B*TCH!!!
Toriel: SURPRISE MUTHER F*CKER!!!!! *Fireballs Flowey in the face*
Flowey: OH SH*T! *Flies off screen*
Frisk: What the actual f*ck just happen?
Toriel: Nothing my child. Now here's a cellphone. Buh-Bye!
Frisk: 0.0l|
2 Hours later...
Toriel: Oh! You finally made it here! I thought you died or something. Come inside.
Frisk: Can I go home?
*Suddenly teleported to ruins exit*
Toriel: Fite meh.
Frisk: NAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO
Toriel: FITE MEH!!!!!
Frisk: no.
Toriel: Bye muh child. *Walks away*
Frisk: *goes through door*
Flowey: YOU STUPID IDOIT!!!! Later! ;3
Frisk: -_-
Frisk: *Walks*
SNAP!
Frisk: 0.0||| *Keeps on walking*
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH
???: Shake mah f*ckin hand bish.
Pppppppppppppppppffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sans: LOL U JUST GOT DUNKED ON!!!!
A few seconds later...
Papyrus: U r so f*cking lazy sans!
Sans: I got a skele-f*ckin-ton of work done today.
Papyrus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sans: Lololololol
1 hour later
Papyrus: your blue now! NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!
Frisk: sh*t.....
A few minutes later
Papyrus: this date was awfully lovely but I show no feelings for you.
Frisk: thank f*cking god it's over.
Seconds later....
Sans: Evr knew a bish @ss flower.
Frisk: *Nods*
Sans: Psyche! It's an echo flower bish!
All of Snowdin: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minutes later...
Mk: YYYOOOoooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Frisk: -_-
More minutes later......
Undyne: NNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
MK: RUN B*TCH! RRRUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frisk: *runs all da way to hotland*
Undyne: I'm melting!!!!!!!! Bleh......
Frisk: *Pours water on her*
Undyne: *Walks off*
Alphys: OMG IM SO NERDY I LOVE ANIME HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!!!
Mettaton: OOOOHHHHHH YEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!
Mettaton: QUIZ SHOW START. QUIZ SHOW END. BYE BISHES!!!
Frisk:......
Phone: ALPHYS: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!!!!! ANIME ANIME ANIME FARTS AND RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!
Mettaton: OOOOHHHHH YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Frisk: sshhhhhhhhh*************ttttttttttt.......
Hour later.....
Mettaton ex: OOOOOOHHHHH YYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Frisk: *le gaspu* he so hot and fabuful!!!!!
Asgore: fite meh.
Frisk: no.
Asgore: too bad!!!
Frisk: nnoooooooooo!!!!!
Minutes later....
Flowey: YOU IDOIT ITS OWN OR BE OWNED HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Frisk: *has a wtf face on*
Omega Flowey: huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue!!!!!!!!!!
Frisk: *tap*
Flowey: ......
Frisk: I spare u!
Flowey: *Runs away*
Flowey: load ur save to get better ending!!!!
Frisk: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *explodes*
Amalgamates: hekbsoabxiapabxoqobcieidbwibdhehiwbdiwibdsidwidndokwhdiwhdih........
Frisk: WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF!!!!!!!!!
More minutes later...... -_-
Asgore: it wuz noice to meet- *Gets fireballed in da face*
Toriel: dunt touch da hoomun.
Sans: hoi
Papyrus: hoi
Undyne hoi
Alphys: hoi
Flowey: SUP B*TCHES!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Asriel: hi. *evolves* sup bish.
*RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Frisk: ooooooohhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Asriel: *mega evolves* mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Frisk: shet! frick! frack! f*ck!
Frisk:*Dies* *comes back to life*
Frisk: I save frands!!!! Now I save u!!
Asriel: no!
Frisk: YAS.
Asriel: nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! *SHOOTS MEGA RAINBOW* TASTE DA RAINBOW MUTHER F*CKER!!!!!!!
Frisk: no.
Asriel: *unevolves* I sowwy
Frisk: it k. *Hugs*
Asriel: *Breaks da barrier* k. Boi!
Frisk: Buh bye!!!!
Toriel: Can you stay with me?
Frisk: sure.
Toriel: *cries* yyyyaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
~the end~
[Wtf Did I just make??????!!!!!!]
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