~Not mine~ I found it in class- is really funny to spam people with lol

Bob: Coke is baby pandas.

Jim: What? How do you figure that coke is baby pandas?

Bob: Because this book says so.

Jim: How do we know the book is correct?

Bob: Because it says that coke is baby pandas.

Jim: How does that prove the book's accuracy?

Bob: Because its statement involving coke and baby pandas is correct, therefore it is accurate.

Jim: How do we know that it's correct?

Bob: Because we have concluded that the book is accurate, and therefore the statement is correct. Therefore, coke is baby pandas.

a wonderful demonstration of circular logic.