Disclaimer: none of these are mine, most of it is stuff I found on pinterest

*Laughs evilly*

*Shakes bottle of randomness*

*opens bottle of randomness*

*randomness explodes over you* 

RANDOMNESS 1: 

Will you press the button things I found:

The entire plot of Chaos Walking. Have any of you read it? Or watched it? It's really good.

Calypso: *annoyed muttering*

I do not see the downside. Oh wait... Why would anyone want to read minds? Think of all the dodgy or dirty things going on up there... *shudders* I do want to be a cat though. That would be fun.

YES DESTROY THIS WORLD BUT I'LL TAKE A BUNCH OF YOU WITH ME WE CAN ALL GO TOGETHER AND LEAVE THIS NIGHTMARE WORLD TO DIEEEEEEEEE. 

Ok, I'm calm now

*Laughs in aroace*

Yay? I get to meet a fictional character and I might die? Then I'll fvcking die, I don't care. And, If I go to the heartstopper world, what would even happen to me? Die of how adorable it is?

What is the problem here? 

*aroace laughter again*

Ok, the next one is just random stuff I found but I'll put it in the next chapter